1 00:00:47,037 --> 00:00:52,037 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2 00:00:52,037 --> 00:00:57,037 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 3 00:00:57,037 --> 00:00:58,954 [man] The Overworld, 4 00:00:58,955 --> 00:01:01,957 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 5 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:04,877 is full of epic tales. 6 00:01:04,878 --> 00:01:07,464 Millions and billions of them. 7 00:01:08,006 --> 00:01:09,590 Well, guess what? 8 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:12,677 This one is all mine. 9 00:01:15,388 --> 00:01:16,890 [hawk screeches] 10 00:01:21,102 --> 00:01:22,978 My name is Steve. 11 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:26,608 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 12 00:01:29,027 --> 00:01:30,529 [growling] 13 00:01:31,655 --> 00:01:33,532 [Steve] But it didn't really work out. 14 00:01:34,032 --> 00:01:36,284 Go on! Get out of here! 15 00:01:37,244 --> 00:01:38,744 - Mommy! - [Steve] So, I did a terrible thing. 16 00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:40,454 [miner] Go on! Shoo! 17 00:01:40,455 --> 00:01:41,789 - [Steve] I grew up. - [miner] Run! 18 00:01:41,790 --> 00:01:44,708 - [phones ringing] - [Steve] Yep, that's me. 19 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:47,253 Same shirt, same pants. 20 00:01:47,254 --> 00:01:50,090 The only thing missing, was my soul. 21 00:01:51,299 --> 00:01:53,717 - What was I doing with my life? - [sighs heavily] 22 00:01:53,718 --> 00:01:56,471 I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 23 00:01:58,139 --> 00:02:01,017 And then one day, I remembered something! 24 00:02:02,394 --> 00:02:04,019 [cackles] 25 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:05,605 [gasping] 26 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,066 [Steve, singsong] That's right! 27 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,151 The mines! 28 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:13,195 So I geared up to dig deeper 29 00:02:13,196 --> 00:02:15,531 and find out what I'd been missing. 30 00:02:15,532 --> 00:02:18,535 And this time, I was unstoppable. 31 00:02:19,119 --> 00:02:20,620 [growling] 32 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,963 - [yells] - [shouting] 33 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:32,423 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 34 00:02:32,424 --> 00:02:33,508 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 35 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,385 - My moment had finally come. - Yeah. 36 00:02:36,386 --> 00:02:38,846 I could just taste the adventure! 37 00:02:38,847 --> 00:02:41,474 So, I mined my brains out. 38 00:02:42,225 --> 00:02:45,311 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 39 00:02:45,312 --> 00:02:46,354 This thingy... 40 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:49,816 - And that cool thingy. - Ohhh... 41 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:53,402 And when I put those two thingies together... 42 00:02:53,403 --> 00:02:54,862 [energy pulsing] 43 00:02:54,863 --> 00:02:57,114 - ...you guessed it. - [gasping] 44 00:02:57,115 --> 00:03:00,118 It opened a portal to another world. 45 00:03:02,287 --> 00:03:04,246 [echoing] The Overworld! 46 00:03:04,247 --> 00:03:05,581 [sheep bleating] 47 00:03:05,582 --> 00:03:06,875 [gasps] 48 00:03:09,294 --> 00:03:11,838 This place blew my mind. 49 00:03:17,052 --> 00:03:18,470 [yelping] 50 00:03:20,472 --> 00:03:21,931 I'd never seen anything like it. 51 00:03:21,932 --> 00:03:23,975 [bleating loudly] 52 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:25,267 Whoa! 53 00:03:25,268 --> 00:03:29,021 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 54 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:31,482 A world where anything you can imagine, 55 00:03:31,483 --> 00:03:32,816 you can create! 56 00:03:32,817 --> 00:03:34,152 [exclaiming] 57 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:36,111 This is my first house. 58 00:03:36,112 --> 00:03:37,029 Bam! 59 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:38,989 - My second house. - Pshh! 60 00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:42,368 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 61 00:03:42,369 --> 00:03:43,453 Pink house! 62 00:03:44,371 --> 00:03:45,537 Life was good. 63 00:03:45,538 --> 00:03:47,247 - [thumping on door] - [shrieking] 64 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:50,584 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 65 00:03:50,585 --> 00:03:52,628 [zombies moaning] 66 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:55,757 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 67 00:03:56,466 --> 00:03:58,175 [wolf howling] 68 00:03:58,176 --> 00:04:02,430 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 69 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:04,306 [growling] 70 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:08,143 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 71 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:10,938 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 72 00:04:10,939 --> 00:04:12,898 - Maybe a bone, huh? - Yeah. 73 00:04:12,899 --> 00:04:14,900 - Hoo-hoo! - [friendly yelp] 74 00:04:14,901 --> 00:04:16,235 Attaboy... 75 00:04:16,236 --> 00:04:18,195 - [barks] - ...Dennis. 76 00:04:18,196 --> 00:04:20,572 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 77 00:04:20,573 --> 00:04:21,950 Dennis, yeah. 78 00:04:22,701 --> 00:04:24,411 Dennis and I were inseparable. 79 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:27,831 - [barks] - We did everything together. 80 00:04:28,581 --> 00:04:30,458 [Steve whoops] 81 00:04:31,084 --> 00:04:34,129 - [Dennis barking] - We built endless masterpieces. 82 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:39,217 The more I built, the better I got. 83 00:04:40,593 --> 00:04:41,678 [Steve] Dennis, check it out! 84 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:43,595 ♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪ 85 00:04:43,596 --> 00:04:45,180 Ohh! Yeah! 86 00:04:45,181 --> 00:04:46,557 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 87 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:49,561 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 88 00:04:50,895 --> 00:04:51,938 And cows. 89 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:55,150 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 90 00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:57,818 - Life was perfect. - [barking playfully] 91 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,903 And the years simply flew by. 92 00:04:59,904 --> 00:05:01,155 - [low rumbling] - [wind hissing] 93 00:05:01,156 --> 00:05:03,450 - [Dennis barking] - [gasping] 94 00:05:04,909 --> 00:05:06,493 Until one day, I came across 95 00:05:06,494 --> 00:05:09,038 - some strange ruins. - [Dennis whimpers] 96 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:11,206 And a conveniently placed chest. 97 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:12,459 Ha-hah! 98 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,295 Flint and steel. 99 00:05:16,463 --> 00:05:17,755 Whoa! 100 00:05:17,756 --> 00:05:19,632 [joyful shout] 101 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:21,341 [barks] 102 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:22,427 Dennis! 103 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:24,596 No, Dennis. 104 00:05:25,805 --> 00:05:27,765 - [echoing shouts] - [loud rumbling] 105 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:30,225 [Steve] Turns out we'd just opened a portal 106 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,144 to a totally new dimension. 107 00:05:32,145 --> 00:05:33,812 [pigs grunting, squealing] 108 00:05:33,813 --> 00:05:35,106 The Nether. 109 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:39,485 There was no joy or creativity at all. 110 00:05:39,486 --> 00:05:40,569 [pig screeching] 111 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:44,448 - Just a mindless lust for gold. - [Dennis howls] 112 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:45,283 Dennis! 113 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:50,079 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 114 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,914 led by Malgosha, 115 00:05:51,915 --> 00:05:55,167 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 116 00:05:55,168 --> 00:05:58,045 Who are you, and why are you so round? 117 00:05:58,046 --> 00:06:01,632 Leave the dog! Take me instead. 118 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:04,468 No, thanks. I'll take both of you. 119 00:06:04,469 --> 00:06:05,720 And that Orb. 120 00:06:06,012 --> 00:06:07,888 Let's get one thing straight. 121 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:11,601 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 122 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,269 Seize them! 123 00:06:13,686 --> 00:06:16,563 [Steve] Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted, 124 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:18,607 - the Orb of Dominance. - [cackling] 125 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:20,359 [Steve] The most powerful cube-shaped orb 126 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,069 in the entire universe. 127 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:23,821 Listen up, you pigs! 128 00:06:23,822 --> 00:06:26,698 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 129 00:06:26,699 --> 00:06:30,119 and all its gold will be ours! [cackling] 130 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,578 [Steve] I couldn't let this happen. 131 00:06:31,579 --> 00:06:33,413 The Overworld had saved me, 132 00:06:33,414 --> 00:06:35,874 and now I had to try to save it. 133 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,877 We have to stop her, Dennis. 134 00:06:39,671 --> 00:06:41,213 So we escaped! 135 00:06:41,214 --> 00:06:43,382 And stole back the Orb! 136 00:06:43,383 --> 00:06:45,175 [warning horn blasting] 137 00:06:45,176 --> 00:06:47,594 [Malgosha] The Roundling got away! 138 00:06:47,595 --> 00:06:50,347 Find him and bring me that Orb! 139 00:06:50,348 --> 00:06:52,266 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 140 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,768 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 141 00:06:54,769 --> 00:06:55,686 You got that, boy? 142 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:56,603 - [affirmative growl] - Good boy. 143 00:06:56,604 --> 00:06:58,230 You're the last hope for this world. 144 00:06:58,231 --> 00:07:00,191 - Now, run! Go, boy! - [Dennis barking] 145 00:07:00,525 --> 00:07:02,109 Run, fluff nugget! 146 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:04,112 You got this, Dennis, I love you! 147 00:07:04,779 --> 00:07:05,779 Run! 148 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:06,865 Get off of me! 149 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:09,533 [barks] 150 00:07:09,534 --> 00:07:11,161 [Steve] Dennis was a hero that day. 151 00:07:11,828 --> 00:07:13,413 He ran like the wind. 152 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:16,415 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 153 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:18,584 but we had a world to save. 154 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:22,046 - [flesh sizzling] - [squealing in pain] 155 00:07:22,422 --> 00:07:25,382 [Steve] So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 156 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:28,594 and hid the most powerful object in existence 157 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:30,763 under my waterbed. 158 00:07:37,645 --> 00:07:40,022 As long as the Orb stays hidden, 159 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:42,192 the Overworld will be safe. 160 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:48,156 [howling] 161 00:07:50,783 --> 00:07:54,411 [Steve] Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan. 162 00:07:54,412 --> 00:07:57,999 ["When I'm Gone" by Dirty Honey playing] 163 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:24,067 Yeah. 164 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:25,984 [man on TV] In the late 1980s, 165 00:08:25,985 --> 00:08:28,987 Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm... 166 00:08:28,988 --> 00:08:30,113 [bell chiming] 167 00:08:30,114 --> 00:08:34,284 ...becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 168 00:08:34,285 --> 00:08:36,162 Hunk City Rampage. 169 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:41,291 Yeah! 170 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:44,127 [man on TV] His mastery of this two player co-op 171 00:08:44,128 --> 00:08:45,755 shocked the world. 172 00:08:57,850 --> 00:09:00,812 His effective use of the garbage toss move 173 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:05,190 earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 174 00:09:05,191 --> 00:09:06,441 Pretty soon, he became 175 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:08,694 the envy of the gaming world 176 00:09:08,695 --> 00:09:11,029 after landing a lucrative deal 177 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,073 with Sizzler. 178 00:09:14,534 --> 00:09:15,951 - Yeah! - [game plays fanfare] 179 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:17,786 Whoo! 180 00:09:17,787 --> 00:09:19,122 Yeah, baby! 181 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:20,832 Garbage Man! 182 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,293 [mimicking punches] 183 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,211 Yeah, baby! 184 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:27,838 [man on TV] One thing's for sure... 185 00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:29,423 [grunts] Yeah! 186 00:09:29,424 --> 00:09:31,466 - [people cheering] - ...this kid had it all. 187 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,678 - Yeah! - Time to take out the trash. 188 00:09:34,053 --> 00:09:34,721 Yeah! 189 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:37,097 Mmm... Boo-rah! 190 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,183 [bell chimes] 191 00:09:39,475 --> 00:09:41,143 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison? 192 00:09:41,144 --> 00:09:42,562 No autographs. 193 00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:45,481 Have a nice day. 194 00:09:46,858 --> 00:09:47,983 - [door opens] - [bell chimes] 195 00:09:47,984 --> 00:09:49,360 [groans] 196 00:09:58,369 --> 00:09:59,662 [sighs] 197 00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:06,127 ["When I'm Gone" playing] 198 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:14,051 [song ends] 199 00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:17,095 Whoo! Yeah! Super cool! 200 00:10:17,096 --> 00:10:18,055 [door shuts] 201 00:10:18,056 --> 00:10:20,223 Garrett "The Garbage Man." 202 00:10:20,224 --> 00:10:22,059 To what do we owe this pleasure? 203 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:22,893 Pleasure? 204 00:10:22,894 --> 00:10:25,188 Think I come to storage auctions for fun? 205 00:10:25,855 --> 00:10:27,481 I'm a businessman, Daryl. 206 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:28,398 An investor. 207 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,443 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. 208 00:10:31,444 --> 00:10:33,653 You're gonna love this next unit. 209 00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:35,864 It's got a waterbed. 210 00:10:35,865 --> 00:10:37,783 It's got some pickaxes. 211 00:10:37,784 --> 00:10:41,661 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 212 00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:45,875 It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses. 213 00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:47,250 That sounds terrible. 214 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:50,712 I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 215 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:54,050 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos? 216 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:55,384 That's what it says here. 217 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:57,135 Those things are worth a frickin' fortune. 218 00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:58,387 Heck yeah they are. 219 00:10:58,388 --> 00:11:00,847 Bro, if you make this happen for me, 220 00:11:00,848 --> 00:11:03,518 I will strongly consider hanging out with you. 221 00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:06,020 - You serious, bro? - Yep. 222 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:10,857 Two big buffaloes like us out there, in the wild, 223 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:14,153 wearing unisex turquoise blouses. 224 00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:16,738 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 225 00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:18,407 The ladies aren't gonna know what-- 226 00:11:18,408 --> 00:11:20,826 Listen, if you could keep the hammer price under a hundy, 227 00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:23,162 I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. 228 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:24,330 Okay? 229 00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:28,834 Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses. 230 00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:31,045 Yeah. Let's do it. 231 00:11:31,546 --> 00:11:33,713 [Daryl] And we got 500 dollars, 500 dollars over here. 232 00:11:33,714 --> 00:11:35,882 We got 500 dollars. We got six, do we have six? 233 00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:38,051 Do we have 600 dollars? We got 600 dollars over here. 234 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:40,804 I'll go over here, 700 dollars, we got 700 dollars. 235 00:11:40,805 --> 00:11:42,722 We got 700 dollars here. We got 800 dollars over here. 236 00:11:42,723 --> 00:11:44,516 - [sighs] - We got 850. Do we hear 850? 237 00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,101 Do we-- 850 over here. 238 00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:48,019 Do we hear any more? Do we hear 900? 900? 239 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,272 Nine hundred, going once, 900 going twice. 240 00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:51,773 And 900 going three times. 241 00:11:51,774 --> 00:11:54,401 And sold to hometown hero, 242 00:11:54,402 --> 00:11:57,572 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison, for 900 dollars. 243 00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:02,576 [Garrett] I wouldn't cash that for about six months. 244 00:12:02,577 --> 00:12:03,452 What? 245 00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:07,080 [whoops] Come to papa! Cosmos! 246 00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:08,499 Whoo! [blows] 247 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:18,884 [orb chiming softly] 248 00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:20,469 [Garrett] Daryl? Where is it? 249 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:22,305 I'm sorry. I didn't check the box. 250 00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:25,307 - Whoa, whoa, whoa... - [Garrett] Where's the Atari? 251 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:27,142 - Whoa! - There's no Atari in here! 252 00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:29,811 That does not mean you can trash this unit! 253 00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:30,854 [Garret grunts loudly] 254 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:32,814 I'm up against it, man, I'm-- 255 00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:34,608 [panting] 256 00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:37,235 Oh, no. My store. 257 00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:39,863 My wrists aren't what they used to be. I just... 258 00:12:39,864 --> 00:12:42,407 [panting] 259 00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:44,368 I need a win, man. I need... 260 00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:46,453 I need a win. 261 00:12:46,454 --> 00:12:48,079 When are you gonna stop looking for treasure 262 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,832 inside a storage unit... 263 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:53,586 and recognize that the real treasure... 264 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,088 ...is inside your heart? 265 00:12:57,715 --> 00:12:58,882 [sighs deeply] 266 00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,510 [Daryl] Let's roll, everyone. 267 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,471 This man has no respect for the storage community. 268 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:07,475 Daryl. 269 00:13:08,226 --> 00:13:11,645 ["I Remember You" by Skid Row playing] 270 00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:12,855 Oh, man. 271 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:16,651 [chiming softly] 272 00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:23,824 [shouting along with music] 273 00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:25,618 [radiator pops] 274 00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:30,206 Oh, no! 275 00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,042 Oh, man! 276 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,503 What the frick? 277 00:13:35,962 --> 00:13:40,132 [screaming] 278 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,805 Look, Chuglass was not my first choice either, 279 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:49,350 but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. 280 00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:51,894 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 281 00:13:52,228 --> 00:13:54,146 Yeah, I read something online. 282 00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:55,814 This place sucks. 283 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,899 Anyways, rent is super low, 284 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,192 and I've got a full-time gig here, 285 00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:01,988 so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now. 286 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:03,822 [boy] Yeah, I get it. 287 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:06,284 Look, I think you're really gonna like it here. 288 00:14:08,244 --> 00:14:09,661 What's going on with that dude? 289 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:11,998 [screaming and sobbing] 290 00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:18,128 [girl] Oh my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass. 291 00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:20,006 Say hi to Chuggy the Chip. 292 00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:28,888 [girl] All right. This is the new neighborhood. 293 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,348 [Henry] When was this house built? 294 00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:33,685 [laughing] It's so nice to meet you. 295 00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:34,894 Yeah, nice to meet you. 296 00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:37,772 Uh, your new bosses sent you this. 297 00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:38,648 Oh... 298 00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:41,735 Yeah, people love working at the potato chip factory. 299 00:14:41,736 --> 00:14:43,320 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, 300 00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:44,904 I'm running their socials for a little bit. 301 00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:47,198 I said I'd get their follower count past 75. 302 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:49,451 Nice! You must be Henry. 303 00:14:49,452 --> 00:14:51,244 Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. 304 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:53,872 Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? 305 00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:54,873 [animals bleat] 306 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:57,167 [Dawn] Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 307 00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:59,628 I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. 308 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,504 Anyhoo, I gotta run. 309 00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:03,299 Call me if you need anything. 310 00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:08,094 Also... I'm really sorry about your mom. 311 00:15:08,095 --> 00:15:10,180 It's really brave what you're doing. 312 00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:11,515 I hope you know that. 313 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,101 Thank you. 314 00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:18,897 - [alpaca braying loudly] - Chill out, man. I'm coming. 315 00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:20,608 Golly! 316 00:15:26,864 --> 00:15:27,865 [sighs] 317 00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:55,601 [Natalie] Henry, breakfast is ready. 318 00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:58,062 [Henry] I'm coming. 319 00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:01,440 Check it out. 320 00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:05,902 I made you Mom's signature Tater Tot breakfast pizza. 321 00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,530 So you can hand out slices on your first day. 322 00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,699 I thought you wanted me to seem normal. 323 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,700 I do. 324 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,327 I'm just trying to help you out. 325 00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:15,620 I got you some body spray. 326 00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:17,873 Signature scents are huge here. 327 00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:19,624 [Henry] Velvet Mischief? 328 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,418 You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it. 329 00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,504 Don't be too direct. It's really powerful. 330 00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:25,631 - Okay. - Love you. 331 00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:27,508 Love you, too. [sniffs] 332 00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:30,302 Smells like banana bread and poo. 333 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,858 [bell chimes] 334 00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:55,119 [exhales] 335 00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:02,293 [orb chiming softly] 336 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,002 [Henry] Your store's really cool. 337 00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:05,503 Yeah, I know. 338 00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:07,505 Looking for anything in particular? 339 00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,466 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 340 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,968 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 341 00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:12,887 I can help. 342 00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:16,055 I'm starting a mentorship program 343 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:18,641 for people who want to win at the game of life. 344 00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:20,852 - Fifty bucks an hour. - Cool. 345 00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:22,604 How do you actually win at life? 346 00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:25,775 [scoffs] That's literally the answer I charge money for. 347 00:17:27,818 --> 00:17:29,944 Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza? 348 00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:30,904 My sister made it. 349 00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:33,364 I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends. 350 00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:35,075 A little desperate for day one, don't you think? 351 00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:38,329 I also notice that you're wearing Velvet Mischief. 352 00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:40,371 It's a wonderful cologne. 353 00:17:40,372 --> 00:17:41,915 And I strongly believe that every young man 354 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,249 should have his own signature scent. 355 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,501 [sniffs] 356 00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:46,377 I didn't think I applied very much. 357 00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:48,839 Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. 358 00:17:49,673 --> 00:17:51,049 Friendship is like a puzzle. 359 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:52,967 Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool. 360 00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,429 And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. 361 00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:56,930 And people will be like, 362 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:59,141 "That's not a puzzle, that's a picture." 363 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,102 And they have a right to speak, too. 364 00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:03,895 Any questions? 365 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,230 Yeah. Quite a few, actually. 366 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:08,525 Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. 367 00:18:08,526 --> 00:18:10,444 But there are two in winning. 368 00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:12,987 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 369 00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:14,781 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 370 00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:16,367 [class bell ringing] 371 00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:21,872 [woman] All right. Let's put this nametag on. 372 00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,833 Uh, why does it have an exclamation point? 373 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:28,503 [chuckles] Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you. 374 00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:31,130 You know, you're the first student to enroll here, 375 00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:34,343 ever since that article came out about the school rankings. 376 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:37,428 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene, 377 00:18:37,429 --> 00:18:39,180 and I'm an open book. 378 00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:41,140 You probably heard that my husband, Clemente, 379 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:42,977 recently divorced me. 380 00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:46,813 And to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. 381 00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:51,109 You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago, 382 00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:53,654 but we stuck it out for the dogs. 383 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,949 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 384 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,868 [class bell ringing] 385 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:00,994 [teacher] Good morning. 386 00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:02,872 Just a little something about myself. 387 00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,583 I teach gym, I teach art. 388 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:09,837 Financially, I'm living in a nightmare, okay? 389 00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:12,922 I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. 390 00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:15,718 Last year, I claimed 4,000 dollars on my tax return. 391 00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:19,470 So in the summer, I do clams and oysters down by the airport. 392 00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:22,725 But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall. 393 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,270 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 394 00:19:26,604 --> 00:19:29,522 One orange, one banana. 395 00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,024 Let's get after it, people. 396 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:33,986 ["Change Song" by Dayglow playing] 397 00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:47,415 [teacher] What is this? 398 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,917 Don't you know what a still life is? 399 00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,627 It means you just draw the thing. 400 00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:52,211 Do the assignment next time. 401 00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:54,130 - [book thuds] - [class giggling] 402 00:19:54,131 --> 00:19:55,673 That jetpack would never work. 403 00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,884 It's kind of foolproof, actually. It's just math. 404 00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:00,387 My dad said math has been debunked. 405 00:20:00,804 --> 00:20:03,598 Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist. 406 00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:04,557 [laughter] 407 00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:06,059 I'd love to be a rocket scientist. 408 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,186 So prove it. 409 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,481 [song resumes] 410 00:20:25,245 --> 00:20:26,663 [song ends] 411 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:29,916 [students cheering, laughing] 412 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,919 [whistle blows nearby] 413 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:37,215 All right. Count us down, guys. 414 00:20:37,216 --> 00:20:41,303 [all] Five, four, three, two, one! 415 00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:45,349 [kids exclaiming] 416 00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:49,102 Okay, so I know that we're all very excited 417 00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:50,396 about the new rebrand, 418 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,188 but I don't think you should 419 00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:54,692 call your party bags, "Salt Sacks." 420 00:20:57,236 --> 00:21:00,656 - [jetpack roaring, whistling] - [all exclaiming] 421 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,493 - [loud booming] - [people shouting] 422 00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:07,121 - [loud, metallic creaking] - [panting] 423 00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:09,372 Chuggy! 424 00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:10,833 Oh, no! 425 00:21:15,504 --> 00:21:17,171 [car alarms ringing in distance] 426 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,924 I was never here, okay? 427 00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:23,554 Well, the good news is nobody died. 428 00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:26,264 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 429 00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:28,641 This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry. 430 00:21:28,642 --> 00:21:30,728 I need you to call your guardian. 431 00:21:31,478 --> 00:21:32,563 [sighs] 432 00:21:35,149 --> 00:21:37,483 [line ringing] 433 00:21:37,484 --> 00:21:38,526 [Garrett] Game Over World. 434 00:21:38,527 --> 00:21:40,361 Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry. 435 00:21:40,362 --> 00:21:42,071 The kid with the Tater Tot breakfast pizza? 436 00:21:42,072 --> 00:21:43,698 [Garrett] Oh, yeah. 437 00:21:43,699 --> 00:21:45,825 - [fly buzzing fitfully] - I have a weird favor to ask. 438 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,369 Uh, could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? 439 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,204 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 440 00:21:50,205 --> 00:21:51,831 I have 26 bucks. 441 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,666 ["We Gotta Party" by Jag Team playing] 442 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:56,003 - [tires screeching] - [motor revving] 443 00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:01,091 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 444 00:22:02,926 --> 00:22:04,343 You? 445 00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:05,762 The Trash Bag? 446 00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:07,764 It's actually "Garbage Man." 447 00:22:07,765 --> 00:22:09,974 Garbage Man, huh? 448 00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:13,395 You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. 449 00:22:14,396 --> 00:22:15,688 But you gotta bungee the lid 450 00:22:15,689 --> 00:22:17,900 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there. 451 00:22:19,651 --> 00:22:21,945 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 452 00:22:23,363 --> 00:22:24,489 [motor rumbles] 453 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:26,492 [tires screeching] 454 00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:30,286 [song ends] 455 00:22:30,287 --> 00:22:32,581 [Henry] I just don't get it. It should have worked. 456 00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:34,457 The math is right. 457 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,668 But I probably just cost my sister her job. 458 00:22:37,461 --> 00:22:38,504 Oh, wow. 459 00:22:39,588 --> 00:22:40,923 You're super creative. 460 00:22:42,174 --> 00:22:43,591 Hey, since you're going to juvie, 461 00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:45,968 you mind if I get this flyer back? 462 00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:48,304 Paper don't grow on trees, and... 463 00:22:48,305 --> 00:22:50,098 not really allowed in Kinko's anymore. 464 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,517 Well, you can have my book, too. 465 00:22:52,726 --> 00:22:53,977 'Cause I'm done with it. 466 00:22:58,649 --> 00:23:00,858 So what's this stupid junk? 467 00:23:00,859 --> 00:23:02,277 Who cares? 468 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,822 Probably some new age bullcrap. 469 00:23:05,697 --> 00:23:07,281 I could let it go for like 950. 470 00:23:07,282 --> 00:23:08,909 I wonder what it does. 471 00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:15,999 Hey. Instructions. 472 00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:21,255 "Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal." 473 00:23:23,215 --> 00:23:24,049 [chortles] 474 00:23:27,803 --> 00:23:30,847 [energy thrumming] 475 00:23:30,848 --> 00:23:32,807 [Garrett] Uh, wait... 476 00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:34,767 "Do not follow this Orb, 477 00:23:34,768 --> 00:23:36,018 even if you're a struggling business owner 478 00:23:36,019 --> 00:23:37,603 and need a ton of cash fast 479 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:40,231 because there's loads of treasure down here." 480 00:23:40,232 --> 00:23:41,732 [stammering] Hey, dude. Dude? 481 00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:43,276 It feels like it wants to go somewhere. 482 00:23:43,277 --> 00:23:45,070 - [energy pulsing loudly] - [Garrett] What? 483 00:23:45,821 --> 00:23:47,322 - [goats bleating] - [Dawn grunts] 484 00:23:48,282 --> 00:23:51,117 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't know who else to call. 485 00:23:51,118 --> 00:23:52,994 No, it's okay. What's going on? 486 00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:54,537 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 487 00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:55,663 I tried his phone a million times. 488 00:23:55,664 --> 00:23:56,581 He's not answering. 489 00:23:56,582 --> 00:23:57,915 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 490 00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:59,542 I thought he'd still be in detention 491 00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,545 for blowing up Chuggy The Chip. 492 00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:04,755 - That was him? - Give me your phone. 493 00:24:04,756 --> 00:24:06,966 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this. 494 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,218 We're here for one day, and he's already the town villain. 495 00:24:09,219 --> 00:24:10,428 - [phone chimes] - Got him! 496 00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:13,514 He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. 497 00:24:13,515 --> 00:24:15,266 - [alpaca shrieks nearby] - What? 498 00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:17,435 Come on. I'll drive. 499 00:24:17,436 --> 00:24:19,562 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot 500 00:24:19,563 --> 00:24:21,314 if you wanna keep that pretty face of yours. 501 00:24:21,315 --> 00:24:23,400 - [Mr. Scribbles gurgling] - [Dawn] Hop in. 502 00:24:23,859 --> 00:24:24,985 Okay. 503 00:24:29,698 --> 00:24:31,365 [Garrett] You go first. I'll cover your six. 504 00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:32,618 [Henry] Yeah, yeah. I got you. 505 00:24:34,369 --> 00:24:36,830 [Garrett] Danger. Whatever. 506 00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:39,457 [panting] 507 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,168 [whimpering] 508 00:24:46,632 --> 00:24:47,883 [Henry] Whoa. 509 00:24:49,384 --> 00:24:50,844 [Garrett] Whoa. 510 00:25:00,646 --> 00:25:01,980 - [Natalie] Henry! - Oh, gosh! 511 00:25:02,814 --> 00:25:04,316 What are you doing down here? 512 00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:06,526 - Who's this guy? - He's my new mentor. 513 00:25:06,944 --> 00:25:08,152 Who, me? Oh. 514 00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:09,403 [Natalie] I'm sorry. What? 515 00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:11,698 Hey, guys! Guys! 516 00:25:12,115 --> 00:25:13,449 - [orb chiming, pulsing] - It's pulling me, guys. 517 00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:15,243 - [groans, yells] - Whoa! 518 00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:16,202 Oh, Henry! 519 00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:17,620 [groaning] 520 00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:19,413 [all shouting] 521 00:25:19,414 --> 00:25:22,084 Henry, let go of that thing! 522 00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:26,170 [Henry yelling] 523 00:25:26,171 --> 00:25:27,381 [grunts] 524 00:25:29,174 --> 00:25:30,634 [groans] 525 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:33,720 [yelling, grunting] 526 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,182 [groans] 527 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:40,727 [screams, grunts] 528 00:25:41,979 --> 00:25:43,104 [yells] 529 00:25:43,105 --> 00:25:44,855 [both grunt] 530 00:25:44,856 --> 00:25:48,526 Oh, man, my butt. My butt. 531 00:25:48,527 --> 00:25:50,612 - [Dawn groaning] - [Natalie grunts] 532 00:26:01,123 --> 00:26:02,499 [sighs] 533 00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:16,555 [Garrett] Yep. 534 00:26:17,347 --> 00:26:18,765 We're not in Idaho anymore. 535 00:26:19,224 --> 00:26:21,018 I think this is Wyoming. 536 00:26:21,643 --> 00:26:23,020 Wait, who are you again? 537 00:26:23,603 --> 00:26:25,438 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. 538 00:26:25,439 --> 00:26:27,441 Gamer of the Year, 1989. 539 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:30,109 Whatever. I barely think about it. 540 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,610 [sheep bleating] 541 00:26:31,611 --> 00:26:33,195 What the heck? 542 00:26:33,196 --> 00:26:34,572 [bleating] 543 00:26:34,573 --> 00:26:35,948 [Garrett] Oooh. 544 00:26:35,949 --> 00:26:37,658 If that's what I think it is, 545 00:26:37,659 --> 00:26:39,411 it could be our first quest giver. 546 00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:40,786 [retches] 547 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:42,205 I'll do the talking. 548 00:26:42,789 --> 00:26:44,457 [Garrett] All right, yeah! 549 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:46,334 - [Natalie] Henry! - [Dawn] Yeah, Henry! 550 00:26:46,335 --> 00:26:47,668 Come on back here. 551 00:26:47,669 --> 00:26:49,338 [Natalie] What are you doing? 552 00:26:50,589 --> 00:26:51,715 Hmm. 553 00:26:53,175 --> 00:26:54,718 Hmmm... 554 00:26:55,635 --> 00:26:57,095 Huh-huh. 555 00:26:58,638 --> 00:27:00,265 Uh-huh... 556 00:27:04,311 --> 00:27:05,770 [roaring] 557 00:27:05,771 --> 00:27:07,689 [piglins snorting, grunting] 558 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,900 [Malgosha] Listen up, you swine! 559 00:27:10,901 --> 00:27:11,942 [piglin squeals] 560 00:27:11,943 --> 00:27:14,653 [Malgosha] If you can't find more gold, 561 00:27:14,654 --> 00:27:18,199 I'll just send you to the Overworld to zombify. 562 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,533 [leaping grunt] 563 00:27:19,534 --> 00:27:21,285 [piglin babbling quietly] 564 00:27:21,286 --> 00:27:22,371 [Malgosha] You! 565 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,414 What are you making? 566 00:27:25,749 --> 00:27:27,751 Come closer. It's all right. 567 00:27:28,335 --> 00:27:29,878 Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. 568 00:27:30,212 --> 00:27:31,170 [whimpering fearfully] 569 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:34,215 Oh! How pretty. 570 00:27:34,216 --> 00:27:37,302 But how will that help me find more gold? 571 00:27:37,552 --> 00:27:38,719 [squeaks] 572 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,013 Oops. 573 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,765 Huh? 574 00:27:42,432 --> 00:27:43,266 What? 575 00:27:45,477 --> 00:27:47,853 Well, looky what we have here. 576 00:27:47,854 --> 00:27:49,063 [curious grunts] 577 00:27:49,064 --> 00:27:51,149 [cackling] 578 00:27:54,236 --> 00:27:56,905 Our time has come. 579 00:27:59,116 --> 00:28:01,201 [seething] 580 00:28:04,413 --> 00:28:06,415 [metallic clinking] 581 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:07,748 [blowing] 582 00:28:07,749 --> 00:28:09,084 [Malgosha] Roundling! 583 00:28:10,127 --> 00:28:11,085 Malgosha! 584 00:28:11,086 --> 00:28:13,003 Was I unclear when I said 585 00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:16,425 no one was to waste time on art or leisure? 586 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,927 - [guard squeaks] - [Steve yelps] 587 00:28:19,511 --> 00:28:22,389 - [gasps] - The Orb has returned. 588 00:28:24,015 --> 00:28:25,183 It can't be. 589 00:28:25,934 --> 00:28:26,768 Dennis? 590 00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:31,731 You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it. 591 00:28:32,566 --> 00:28:35,026 It would be a privilege, my liege. 592 00:28:35,318 --> 00:28:37,529 We're going to unbind you now. 593 00:28:39,072 --> 00:28:40,781 Don't do anything stupid. 594 00:28:40,782 --> 00:28:42,116 [scoffs] Of course not. 595 00:28:42,117 --> 00:28:43,826 You can trust this little dungeon pup. 596 00:28:43,827 --> 00:28:45,911 Let me just-- Sneak attack-- [gasps] 597 00:28:45,912 --> 00:28:48,497 Go ahead. Strike me down. 598 00:28:48,498 --> 00:28:52,626 My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf. 599 00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:54,295 How do I know you're telling the truth? 600 00:28:54,296 --> 00:28:56,755 There's only one way to find out. 601 00:28:56,756 --> 00:28:59,758 The Orb for your little dog's life. 602 00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:02,011 [piglin guards guffawing] 603 00:29:02,012 --> 00:29:03,305 [tense grunt] 604 00:29:04,681 --> 00:29:06,433 Hah-rr... 605 00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:08,559 Huh. 606 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,437 - [Dennis barks] - Hrr... 607 00:29:11,855 --> 00:29:13,732 - Hm? - [barking] 608 00:29:14,149 --> 00:29:15,484 Mm-hm. 609 00:29:24,784 --> 00:29:25,702 [bleats] 610 00:29:26,328 --> 00:29:28,371 Hola, wise Quest Giver. 611 00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:30,873 We humbly seek gold. 612 00:29:30,874 --> 00:29:33,876 Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. 613 00:29:33,877 --> 00:29:36,045 Garbage Man, I work in the animal field, 614 00:29:36,046 --> 00:29:37,922 and I am telling you, that thing 615 00:29:37,923 --> 00:29:39,715 doesn't understand a word you're saying. 616 00:29:39,716 --> 00:29:41,133 Shh... 617 00:29:41,134 --> 00:29:42,718 - We're talking. - [sheep bleating] 618 00:29:42,719 --> 00:29:44,512 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 619 00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:46,556 Okay. Come on, Henry. We're going home. 620 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,523 [howling] 621 00:29:54,814 --> 00:29:56,315 That feel quick to anyone else? 622 00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:57,526 [bleating] Yeah. 623 00:30:05,825 --> 00:30:06,868 All right, everyone. 624 00:30:07,244 --> 00:30:08,536 - Stay calm. - [panting] 625 00:30:08,537 --> 00:30:09,913 Relaje. 626 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:12,457 Free Garbage tip. 627 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:17,628 Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. 628 00:30:17,629 --> 00:30:19,505 - [faint rattling] - What in the hell? 629 00:30:19,506 --> 00:30:22,883 And if that happens, you can say vaya con Dios 630 00:30:22,884 --> 00:30:25,512 to your body plane's navigation system. 631 00:30:25,929 --> 00:30:26,720 What? 632 00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:30,140 Yeah, Garbage Man isn't speaking English or español. 633 00:30:30,141 --> 00:30:31,977 [guttural chittering] 634 00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:33,769 [whimpering] What am I doing here? 635 00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:36,022 [skeletons shrieking] 636 00:30:38,984 --> 00:30:40,025 [screaming] 637 00:30:40,026 --> 00:30:41,485 [all shrieking] 638 00:30:41,486 --> 00:30:42,445 [Dawn] Run! 639 00:30:43,655 --> 00:30:44,488 [Henry] Garrett! 640 00:30:44,489 --> 00:30:46,992 I'm sorry! Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! 641 00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:48,827 [yelps, grunts] 642 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:52,122 [repeatedly grunting] 643 00:30:53,582 --> 00:30:55,124 [defeated moan] 644 00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:57,460 [all screaming] 645 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,049 [yelping] 646 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,725 [skeletons shrieking] 647 00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:14,394 [all continue screaming] 648 00:31:14,894 --> 00:31:16,187 [grunting] 649 00:31:16,896 --> 00:31:18,023 - [gasps] - Henry! 650 00:31:22,611 --> 00:31:23,695 [Henry] Whoa! 651 00:31:32,245 --> 00:31:33,787 [zombies groaning] 652 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:36,582 - [Natalie] Oh! - Yo! We got a zombie problem! 653 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,043 We need to go right now! 654 00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:39,711 [Natalie] Henry, come on! 655 00:31:40,086 --> 00:31:42,088 [Dawn] It's not a good time to stop. 656 00:31:42,756 --> 00:31:44,173 Henry! Hurry up! 657 00:31:44,174 --> 00:31:45,258 [chuckles] 658 00:31:46,259 --> 00:31:47,636 [Garrett screaming] 659 00:31:48,011 --> 00:31:49,304 [grunting] 660 00:31:54,267 --> 00:31:56,895 - [skeletons clatter menacingly] - [yelling] 661 00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:00,814 [Henry grunting] 662 00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:02,191 How's he doing that? 663 00:32:02,192 --> 00:32:04,069 I don't know, but it might work. 664 00:32:04,736 --> 00:32:06,654 [Natalie] This way! Faster! 665 00:32:06,655 --> 00:32:07,655 [Dawn] You got this. 666 00:32:07,656 --> 00:32:09,323 - Go, Henry! - Don't slow down, boy. 667 00:32:09,324 --> 00:32:11,950 Don't you slow down! You can do this! 668 00:32:11,951 --> 00:32:14,536 [Natalie] Keep going, Henry! Come on, come on! Quickly! 669 00:32:14,537 --> 00:32:16,539 Faster, faster, faster! Come on! 670 00:32:17,582 --> 00:32:19,584 [hissing] 671 00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:27,467 [thudding] 672 00:32:32,097 --> 00:32:35,392 [sinister hissing] 673 00:32:46,778 --> 00:32:48,404 [sparking softly] 674 00:32:48,405 --> 00:32:49,781 [squeaky chirp] 675 00:32:51,449 --> 00:32:54,077 [Garrett inhaling tensely] 676 00:32:55,036 --> 00:32:56,788 - [yelps] - [squeaky chittering] 677 00:32:57,372 --> 00:32:58,831 [booming thuds] 678 00:32:58,832 --> 00:33:00,082 [squeaking] 679 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:01,834 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor-- 680 00:33:01,835 --> 00:33:04,336 [shrieks, grunts] 681 00:33:04,337 --> 00:33:05,379 [coughing groan] 682 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:07,924 - [zombies moaning] - [sheep bleating] 683 00:33:09,592 --> 00:33:11,219 [sheep screaming] 684 00:33:12,804 --> 00:33:14,596 [screaming] Henry! 685 00:33:14,597 --> 00:33:16,808 Help me, please! Henry! 686 00:33:17,183 --> 00:33:19,519 Garrett! Garrett, over here! 687 00:33:23,857 --> 00:33:24,607 [Henry] Garrett! 688 00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:26,150 [Natalie] What are you doing? 689 00:33:26,151 --> 00:33:27,943 They're right behind you! 690 00:33:27,944 --> 00:33:29,863 - Up here! - [Henry] Garrett, over here! 691 00:33:33,366 --> 00:33:35,826 [Dawn] Oh, no! That can't be good! 692 00:33:35,827 --> 00:33:37,454 You idiot. Run! 693 00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:40,831 - [Dawn] Watch out! - [Natalie] Hit it and run! 694 00:33:40,832 --> 00:33:42,875 [shrieking] Open the door! 695 00:33:42,876 --> 00:33:45,128 - [zombies growl] - [all screaming] 696 00:33:46,045 --> 00:33:47,797 Hai! Go away! 697 00:33:48,715 --> 00:33:51,467 - [yelling] - [zombie groans] 698 00:33:51,468 --> 00:33:54,094 [Dawn] Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 699 00:33:54,095 --> 00:33:56,097 [Henry yelling] 700 00:33:57,932 --> 00:34:00,643 Oh, man. Oh, boy! 701 00:34:01,227 --> 00:34:04,229 Oh! You're movi-- Oh! 702 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:06,733 Hank! Oh, man. 703 00:34:07,233 --> 00:34:08,776 Oh, man, no! 704 00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:11,529 [high-pitched screaming] 705 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,281 - [muffled yell] - [both grunt] 706 00:34:14,282 --> 00:34:15,574 [Garret groans] 707 00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:18,578 - [Henry grunting] - [zombies growling] 708 00:34:21,539 --> 00:34:23,875 [creeper hissing] 709 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:26,711 [both yelling] 710 00:34:29,297 --> 00:34:31,007 [screaming] 711 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:37,263 [all shrieking] 712 00:34:39,474 --> 00:34:41,851 [all crying, whimpering, screaming] 713 00:34:44,229 --> 00:34:45,521 [screaming stops] 714 00:34:45,522 --> 00:34:47,482 [zombie gurgles, groans] 715 00:34:49,526 --> 00:34:51,401 ["Lil Boo Thang" by Paul Russell playing] 716 00:34:51,402 --> 00:34:52,529 [Garrett shrieks] 717 00:34:53,238 --> 00:34:54,572 [Steve yells] 718 00:34:55,406 --> 00:34:57,242 [grunting aggressively] 719 00:34:58,618 --> 00:35:00,828 Whooo! [yells] 720 00:35:00,829 --> 00:35:01,829 [all whimper] 721 00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:03,748 [grunting] 722 00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:11,171 Kyaa! Hyaa! 723 00:35:11,172 --> 00:35:13,174 - [yells] - [gurgling gasp] 724 00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:15,802 Ha-hah! Taste it! 725 00:35:18,221 --> 00:35:19,346 - [arm splats] - [blows] 726 00:35:19,347 --> 00:35:21,808 - [fist rattles] - Skyy-ah! 727 00:35:23,101 --> 00:35:25,060 - Sneak attack! - [both grunt explosively] 728 00:35:25,061 --> 00:35:26,020 [Garrett yelps] 729 00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:29,107 [zombie growls] 730 00:35:29,774 --> 00:35:31,276 Uh-oh... 731 00:35:32,026 --> 00:35:34,153 [zombie flesh sizzling] 732 00:35:35,238 --> 00:35:37,155 - [grunts] - [zombies wailing] 733 00:35:37,156 --> 00:35:38,532 Huh? 734 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,325 [Steve cackles] 735 00:35:40,326 --> 00:35:42,244 [zombies howling] 736 00:35:42,245 --> 00:35:43,954 - Ha-hah! - [song ends] 737 00:35:43,955 --> 00:35:45,289 [Dawn exhales] 738 00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:46,916 Who are you? 739 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,167 I... 740 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,460 ...am Steve. 741 00:35:50,461 --> 00:35:52,129 [cow moos in distance] 742 00:35:52,130 --> 00:35:54,798 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 743 00:35:54,799 --> 00:35:57,009 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 744 00:35:57,010 --> 00:35:58,010 Then how'd you get that? 745 00:35:58,011 --> 00:36:01,221 Hey. Relaje, muchacho. This is my property. 746 00:36:01,222 --> 00:36:03,265 Do you even know what that is? 747 00:36:03,266 --> 00:36:05,142 It's the Orb of Dominance. 748 00:36:05,143 --> 00:36:06,143 It's a cube. 749 00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:07,811 Okay. [exasperated shout] 750 00:36:07,812 --> 00:36:08,937 You people seriously 751 00:36:08,938 --> 00:36:10,564 have no idea what you're dealing with. 752 00:36:10,565 --> 00:36:12,900 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 753 00:36:12,901 --> 00:36:13,775 No way! 754 00:36:13,776 --> 00:36:15,444 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 755 00:36:15,445 --> 00:36:18,363 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 756 00:36:18,364 --> 00:36:19,698 but you can't get home. 757 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:22,075 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 758 00:36:22,076 --> 00:36:23,911 Not without the Earth Crystal. 759 00:36:23,912 --> 00:36:27,289 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 760 00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:28,082 Nuh-uh. 761 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:31,001 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 762 00:36:31,002 --> 00:36:33,128 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 763 00:36:33,129 --> 00:36:34,379 I got Frodo vibes. 764 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:36,215 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 765 00:36:36,549 --> 00:36:37,257 Yes! 766 00:36:37,258 --> 00:36:38,967 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 767 00:36:38,968 --> 00:36:40,636 It's your only way home. 768 00:36:40,637 --> 00:36:43,096 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 769 00:36:43,097 --> 00:36:44,348 at the Woodland Mansion, 770 00:36:44,349 --> 00:36:46,642 but going there would get you all killed! 771 00:36:46,643 --> 00:36:48,269 Well, so would staying here. 772 00:36:49,312 --> 00:36:50,520 Fair enough. 773 00:36:50,521 --> 00:36:51,772 Listen, I can get you home, 774 00:36:51,773 --> 00:36:53,565 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 775 00:36:53,566 --> 00:36:55,025 So, what are you gonna do with it? 776 00:36:55,026 --> 00:36:56,778 None of your concern! 777 00:36:57,236 --> 00:37:00,447 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 778 00:37:00,448 --> 00:37:01,990 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 779 00:37:01,991 --> 00:37:04,577 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 780 00:37:05,411 --> 00:37:06,871 All right, Steve. 781 00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:08,705 Under two conditions. 782 00:37:08,706 --> 00:37:11,918 One, always address me, because I'm the leader. 783 00:37:12,335 --> 00:37:13,961 Two, if you double-cross us... 784 00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:15,463 [mimics punching noise] 785 00:37:16,047 --> 00:37:19,175 ...I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 786 00:37:20,134 --> 00:37:22,053 [sighing] This guy is such a toolbag. 787 00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:23,303 - [Dawn] I'm so sorry. - [grunts] 788 00:37:23,304 --> 00:37:26,056 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 789 00:37:26,057 --> 00:37:27,683 Hmm! 790 00:37:27,684 --> 00:37:29,559 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 791 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,645 just got himself a deal. 792 00:37:31,646 --> 00:37:33,481 [manly grunts] 793 00:37:33,815 --> 00:37:34,774 Ooh. 794 00:37:35,358 --> 00:37:36,943 [menacing grunt] 795 00:37:37,276 --> 00:37:38,610 Oh, my God. 796 00:37:38,611 --> 00:37:39,945 [Steve] All right. 797 00:37:39,946 --> 00:37:41,655 First we need to load up on some gear, 798 00:37:41,656 --> 00:37:43,407 or we're all gonna die. 799 00:37:43,408 --> 00:37:44,826 Let's go to Midport Village. 800 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,953 This guy's lost his mind. 801 00:37:47,954 --> 00:37:49,038 [Steve] Move out! 802 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,545 [horn blaring] 803 00:37:57,005 --> 00:37:59,048 - Harr. - [horn honks] 804 00:38:00,967 --> 00:38:02,468 [horn blowing] 805 00:38:02,969 --> 00:38:04,387 Hurrr... 806 00:38:05,763 --> 00:38:07,180 - Mm-hm! - [horn blares] 807 00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,684 [prolonged scream, groan] 808 00:38:10,351 --> 00:38:13,520 - Hrrr... - [Marlene] Oh, no. Not again. 809 00:38:13,521 --> 00:38:15,272 - [groans] - [Marlene] Oh! 810 00:38:15,273 --> 00:38:17,024 I am so sorry. 811 00:38:17,025 --> 00:38:19,317 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. 812 00:38:19,318 --> 00:38:21,738 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 813 00:38:24,282 --> 00:38:26,074 Your head is huge. 814 00:38:26,075 --> 00:38:27,451 Harr... 815 00:38:27,452 --> 00:38:29,662 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 816 00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:31,496 Because everyone wants to sue me 817 00:38:31,497 --> 00:38:33,999 once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. 818 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,544 - Hurr. - Oh, my. 819 00:38:37,003 --> 00:38:39,297 How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? 820 00:38:40,173 --> 00:38:41,548 Would you like to go to dinner? 821 00:38:41,549 --> 00:38:42,675 Huh. 822 00:38:50,349 --> 00:38:53,018 [Steve] Here it is. Midport Village. 823 00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:54,853 I got a secret stash of elite loot 824 00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,938 that'll help us survive the Woodland Mansion. 825 00:38:56,939 --> 00:38:59,274 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? 826 00:38:59,275 --> 00:39:01,360 Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers. 827 00:39:01,736 --> 00:39:04,196 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 828 00:39:04,197 --> 00:39:06,281 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 829 00:39:06,282 --> 00:39:09,868 They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. 830 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:11,453 They love crushing loaf. 831 00:39:11,454 --> 00:39:12,871 So they built all this? 832 00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,247 [Steve] Yeah, most of it. 833 00:39:14,248 --> 00:39:17,877 But the good stuff you see, that's all Steve. 834 00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:22,547 Whoa. Is he some kind of king? 835 00:39:22,548 --> 00:39:23,633 [Steve] No. 836 00:39:24,926 --> 00:39:26,468 That's a legend. 837 00:39:26,469 --> 00:39:29,137 Kid, anything you can dream about here, 838 00:39:29,138 --> 00:39:30,472 you can make. 839 00:39:30,473 --> 00:39:33,058 Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about. 840 00:39:33,059 --> 00:39:35,144 - That was your tower, right? - Yeah. 841 00:39:35,478 --> 00:39:37,479 Pretty killer for a first build. 842 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,482 - [metallic growling] - [screams] 843 00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:42,651 Relax. It's just an Iron Golem. 844 00:39:42,652 --> 00:39:44,070 Local security force. 845 00:39:44,779 --> 00:39:46,488 [metallic grunt] 846 00:39:46,489 --> 00:39:48,490 But they're a bunch of big softies! 847 00:39:48,491 --> 00:39:50,409 [metallic scoff] 848 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:53,829 Unless you start messing with the villagers. 849 00:39:53,830 --> 00:39:54,956 Don't ever do that! 850 00:39:55,373 --> 00:39:56,873 This place makes no sense. 851 00:39:56,874 --> 00:39:58,126 [Steve] Come with me! 852 00:40:00,294 --> 00:40:02,629 [Garrett] Yo, I need protein, like, pronto. 853 00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:04,882 [Steve] I got just the place, buddy. 854 00:40:06,092 --> 00:40:08,010 [chickens squawking] 855 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:09,846 [Steve] Hello there. 856 00:40:10,388 --> 00:40:11,680 Whoo-hoo! 857 00:40:11,681 --> 00:40:14,559 Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it. 858 00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:16,226 You ever wonder what happens 859 00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:18,437 when you mix hot lava and chicken? 860 00:40:18,896 --> 00:40:21,607 I did, and you're about to find out. 861 00:40:21,899 --> 00:40:22,733 [scoffs] 862 00:40:23,234 --> 00:40:24,068 Uh-oh! 863 00:40:27,321 --> 00:40:29,198 - [bell chimes] - [squawks] 864 00:40:30,324 --> 00:40:31,491 - [sizzling] - Mm? 865 00:40:31,492 --> 00:40:32,993 You hear that? 866 00:40:32,994 --> 00:40:34,452 That's the sound of sizzle-een. 867 00:40:34,453 --> 00:40:36,247 - [chuckles] - [Steve] Mm-hm. 868 00:40:36,831 --> 00:40:38,957 - Smell that smell. - [jangly beat playing] 869 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,584 ♪ La-la-la-lava ♪ 870 00:40:40,585 --> 00:40:42,377 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 871 00:40:42,378 --> 00:40:45,547 ♪ Steve's Lava Chicken Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪ 872 00:40:45,548 --> 00:40:48,592 ♪ Ooh, mamacita Now you're ringing the bell ♪ 873 00:40:48,593 --> 00:40:51,678 ♪ Crispy and juicy Now you're having a snack ♪ 874 00:40:51,679 --> 00:40:55,932 ♪ Ooh, super spicy It's a lava attack! ♪ 875 00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:57,226 [bell dings] 876 00:40:58,019 --> 00:40:59,896 [sizzling] 877 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,731 I have a small business too. 878 00:41:02,732 --> 00:41:05,776 But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. 879 00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:09,237 - [sizzling] - [yelping] 880 00:41:09,238 --> 00:41:11,156 [snorts, spits] Friggin' loser. 881 00:41:11,157 --> 00:41:13,867 - [gibbers, gasping] - Pass the bird, turkey. 882 00:41:13,868 --> 00:41:16,328 I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here. 883 00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:18,830 I crave heat. And I crave pain. 884 00:41:18,831 --> 00:41:20,291 Garrett, wait! 885 00:41:21,334 --> 00:41:22,167 Hear my words. 886 00:41:22,168 --> 00:41:24,419 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 887 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,880 Let it cool down, man. 888 00:41:30,301 --> 00:41:31,677 Mm-hm. 889 00:41:32,345 --> 00:41:34,180 [snorts] 890 00:41:35,097 --> 00:41:36,557 [growls] 891 00:41:37,391 --> 00:41:38,601 Not bad. 892 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,022 [mouth sizzling] 893 00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:46,191 [whimpers] 894 00:41:46,192 --> 00:41:48,986 Garbage Man... you're a big-time idiot. 895 00:41:50,363 --> 00:41:52,906 [piglins grunting, squealing] 896 00:41:52,907 --> 00:41:54,199 [Malgosha] What is it? 897 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,451 - [oinking urgently] - [Malgosha] What? 898 00:41:56,452 --> 00:41:57,953 [angry grunt] 899 00:41:57,954 --> 00:42:01,207 General Chungus! Get over here. 900 00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:03,251 [snarling] 901 00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:06,587 [fearful chattering] 902 00:42:07,546 --> 00:42:10,382 [ferocious roar] 903 00:42:10,383 --> 00:42:11,508 [coughing] 904 00:42:11,509 --> 00:42:14,386 Hey, Malgosha. What's going on? 905 00:42:14,387 --> 00:42:17,847 Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us. 906 00:42:17,848 --> 00:42:19,392 Well, that's a bummer. 907 00:42:19,684 --> 00:42:22,102 The Orb is with four Roundlings. 908 00:42:22,103 --> 00:42:24,312 My spies tell me he has taken them 909 00:42:24,313 --> 00:42:26,314 to his lava chicken shack. 910 00:42:26,315 --> 00:42:29,234 No way. I love that place. 911 00:42:29,235 --> 00:42:31,445 ♪ La-la-la-lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 912 00:42:31,696 --> 00:42:32,570 Shut up! 913 00:42:32,571 --> 00:42:35,073 Take your finest warriors, bring me that Orb, 914 00:42:35,074 --> 00:42:36,741 and kill the Roundlings. 915 00:42:36,742 --> 00:42:39,995 So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? 916 00:42:39,996 --> 00:42:41,329 Are you serious? 917 00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:43,081 What do you think I'm talking about? 918 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,249 Okay. 919 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,877 I was just kinda confused there for a second. 920 00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:50,923 Take this Nether wart so you don't zombify. 921 00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:54,676 Your Majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around. 922 00:42:54,677 --> 00:42:56,011 Deal with it! 923 00:42:56,012 --> 00:42:57,179 No worries. 924 00:42:58,514 --> 00:43:00,557 All right. Drink up, guys. 925 00:43:00,558 --> 00:43:02,350 You don't wanna zombify up there. 926 00:43:02,351 --> 00:43:04,186 But just tiny sips, okay? 927 00:43:07,231 --> 00:43:08,440 Harr... 928 00:43:08,441 --> 00:43:11,985 Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing? 929 00:43:11,986 --> 00:43:13,862 Over the mountains, into the dark forest, 930 00:43:13,863 --> 00:43:16,115 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 931 00:43:16,449 --> 00:43:19,702 - Massive red shrooms? - Mm-hm. Big old red ones. 932 00:43:20,161 --> 00:43:22,454 We need to find a real map, Steve. 933 00:43:22,455 --> 00:43:25,081 This place is dangerous, and I need to get my brother out of here. 934 00:43:25,082 --> 00:43:27,667 Well, it seems like he's having a pretty good time. 935 00:43:27,668 --> 00:43:30,712 Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? 936 00:43:30,713 --> 00:43:32,714 You should let him explore it. 937 00:43:32,715 --> 00:43:35,050 Creativity in this world is key to survival. 938 00:43:35,051 --> 00:43:36,634 Okay, well, in the real world, 939 00:43:36,635 --> 00:43:38,595 things are a little bit different. 940 00:43:38,596 --> 00:43:40,972 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 941 00:43:40,973 --> 00:43:42,307 they sit at the bummer lunch table 942 00:43:42,308 --> 00:43:43,767 and they get bullied. 943 00:43:43,768 --> 00:43:45,352 [chuckles] Don't I know it. 944 00:43:45,353 --> 00:43:47,520 Do you even realize what he did back home? 945 00:43:47,521 --> 00:43:49,522 He blew up Chuggy The Chip! 946 00:43:49,523 --> 00:43:51,650 Well, maybe I belong in this world. 947 00:43:52,610 --> 00:43:53,986 Henry, that's not what I meant. 948 00:43:54,487 --> 00:43:56,821 That's not what I was saying at all. 949 00:43:56,822 --> 00:43:58,073 [sighs] 950 00:43:58,074 --> 00:43:59,617 [Garrett] Just so you know, 951 00:44:00,368 --> 00:44:02,661 I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be. 952 00:44:04,455 --> 00:44:05,289 Yeah. 953 00:44:06,707 --> 00:44:07,540 [sighs] 954 00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:09,377 Spin kick. [groans] 955 00:44:10,294 --> 00:44:12,671 - You okay? - Fine. 956 00:44:13,631 --> 00:44:14,964 Look, I found one of these 957 00:44:14,965 --> 00:44:17,133 big-headed-looking dudes that sells maps. 958 00:44:17,134 --> 00:44:18,886 Looks legit. Come on. 959 00:44:21,472 --> 00:44:23,641 [Steve] Welcome to the stash. 960 00:44:24,183 --> 00:44:25,141 TNT. 961 00:44:25,142 --> 00:44:28,311 Firework rockets. Also good for propulsion. 962 00:44:28,312 --> 00:44:29,854 Boots of Swiftness. 963 00:44:29,855 --> 00:44:31,399 Diamond armor, full set. 964 00:44:32,358 --> 00:44:33,734 And blades for days. 965 00:44:34,318 --> 00:44:36,904 Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion. 966 00:44:37,488 --> 00:44:38,614 Whoa. 967 00:44:41,617 --> 00:44:43,285 Bogus layout, bro. 968 00:44:44,203 --> 00:44:45,745 Look but don't touch. 969 00:44:45,746 --> 00:44:48,207 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 970 00:44:52,461 --> 00:44:53,295 Hrr. 971 00:44:55,172 --> 00:44:56,966 [hinges creaking] 972 00:44:58,884 --> 00:45:00,260 What's this junk? 973 00:45:00,261 --> 00:45:02,179 That is an Ender Pearl. 974 00:45:02,513 --> 00:45:04,181 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 975 00:45:05,391 --> 00:45:07,309 - Yeah, right. - No! 976 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,311 [yells, gasping] 977 00:45:09,937 --> 00:45:10,895 Oh, God. 978 00:45:10,896 --> 00:45:11,938 What the... 979 00:45:11,939 --> 00:45:14,274 And that was the only one I had. 980 00:45:14,275 --> 00:45:15,358 No biggie. 981 00:45:15,359 --> 00:45:18,070 Almost died fighting an Enderman for it. 982 00:45:18,404 --> 00:45:19,697 Come with me. 983 00:45:25,744 --> 00:45:28,079 This is a crafting table. 984 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,247 Here's how it works. 985 00:45:29,248 --> 00:45:32,375 You place these elements in different patterns, 986 00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:34,336 and kaboom! 987 00:45:36,630 --> 00:45:38,966 You got yourself a sweet blade. 988 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,551 [metallic ringing] 989 00:45:41,552 --> 00:45:42,803 [Garrett] You wanna see a blade? 990 00:45:44,013 --> 00:45:45,723 I'll show you a blade. 991 00:45:46,682 --> 00:45:48,476 - Yeah! - [objects clattering] 992 00:45:50,936 --> 00:45:51,937 Hammer. 993 00:45:53,147 --> 00:45:54,230 Kadoosh! 994 00:45:54,231 --> 00:45:55,607 Ahh... 995 00:45:55,608 --> 00:45:56,609 [wheezing cough] 996 00:45:56,901 --> 00:45:59,361 That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here. 997 00:46:00,112 --> 00:46:02,447 Yeah. They're cool, Garrett. They're like nunchucks. 998 00:46:02,448 --> 00:46:05,409 Yeah, I know. That's why I made them. 999 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,119 They're... 1000 00:46:08,037 --> 00:46:09,205 Buck-Chuckets. 1001 00:46:09,497 --> 00:46:11,040 Uh... they're what? 1002 00:46:14,251 --> 00:46:15,251 Hey, can I try something else? 1003 00:46:15,252 --> 00:46:17,046 Abso-rootin'-tootly. 1004 00:46:21,926 --> 00:46:23,301 Bro, you had Tots the whole time? 1005 00:46:23,302 --> 00:46:24,178 Yeah. Sorry. 1006 00:46:26,931 --> 00:46:28,599 [Steve] Ohh! 1007 00:46:29,391 --> 00:46:30,476 It's a Tot Launcher. 1008 00:46:30,851 --> 00:46:33,353 Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world 1009 00:46:33,354 --> 00:46:35,063 to create something amazing. 1010 00:46:35,064 --> 00:46:36,481 That is next-level. 1011 00:46:36,482 --> 00:46:37,440 [Garrett] Hank? 1012 00:46:37,441 --> 00:46:39,068 Can I play with your Tot Launcher when you're done? 1013 00:46:39,443 --> 00:46:40,944 - Yeah. - Sweet. 1014 00:46:40,945 --> 00:46:43,531 Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you for a second? 1015 00:46:43,822 --> 00:46:45,074 Sure thing. 1016 00:46:46,075 --> 00:46:48,244 [launcher powers up] 1017 00:46:49,787 --> 00:46:51,247 [axe clanging] 1018 00:46:52,456 --> 00:46:53,623 What's up? 1019 00:46:53,624 --> 00:46:55,667 You know that note you left with the Orb? 1020 00:46:55,668 --> 00:46:57,044 The one about the riches? 1021 00:46:57,711 --> 00:46:58,420 I read it. 1022 00:46:58,712 --> 00:47:00,630 Yeah. There's riches everywhere. 1023 00:47:00,631 --> 00:47:03,341 I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines. 1024 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:04,467 So this treasure load, 1025 00:47:04,468 --> 00:47:06,511 is it on the way to this Mansion place? 1026 00:47:06,512 --> 00:47:08,471 Not really. It's a major detour. 1027 00:47:08,472 --> 00:47:10,515 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 1028 00:47:10,516 --> 00:47:12,268 Let me keep it simple for you, Steve. 1029 00:47:14,853 --> 00:47:17,356 No diamonds, no Orb. 1030 00:47:18,899 --> 00:47:20,109 You smell what I'm steppin' in? 1031 00:47:22,611 --> 00:47:23,988 Hurr... 1032 00:47:26,156 --> 00:47:27,323 Good day. 1033 00:47:27,324 --> 00:47:28,576 Huh... 1034 00:47:29,410 --> 00:47:33,329 We need a map to the Woodland Mansion. 1035 00:47:33,330 --> 00:47:34,747 Uhhrr-uhr? 1036 00:47:34,748 --> 00:47:36,124 [clears throat] We just need a map. 1037 00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:37,542 [distant growling] 1038 00:47:37,543 --> 00:47:38,961 Uh-oh. 1039 00:47:40,004 --> 00:47:41,713 - Nat? - Dawn? 1040 00:47:41,714 --> 00:47:43,007 Something's going down. 1041 00:47:44,717 --> 00:47:46,969 [piglins vocalizing] 1042 00:47:52,433 --> 00:47:54,225 [surprised gurgle] 1043 00:47:54,226 --> 00:47:56,353 [piglins thundering] 1044 00:48:01,692 --> 00:48:03,068 Huh. 1045 00:48:05,154 --> 00:48:06,279 [Chungus] All right, guys, 1046 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,781 just start trashing their produce. 1047 00:48:08,782 --> 00:48:10,451 Villagers hate that. 1048 00:48:12,828 --> 00:48:15,039 - [footsteps thudding] - [piglins howling] 1049 00:48:15,372 --> 00:48:17,583 [all shouting, wailing] 1050 00:48:21,587 --> 00:48:23,964 [all roaring] 1051 00:48:25,966 --> 00:48:27,468 [guttural roar] 1052 00:48:28,385 --> 00:48:29,510 [both gasp] 1053 00:48:29,511 --> 00:48:30,763 [shocked yelp] 1054 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,389 [screaming] 1055 00:48:34,058 --> 00:48:35,225 [both yell] 1056 00:48:39,188 --> 00:48:40,104 Who are these guys? 1057 00:48:40,105 --> 00:48:42,524 Piglins. They must be after the Orb. 1058 00:48:43,442 --> 00:48:44,693 [all grunting] 1059 00:48:45,069 --> 00:48:48,447 Hey, Steve. What's going on, dude? 1060 00:48:48,781 --> 00:48:50,990 Crap! Chungus. 1061 00:48:50,991 --> 00:48:54,994 I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. 1062 00:48:54,995 --> 00:48:56,162 [yells sharply] 1063 00:48:56,163 --> 00:48:57,831 Malgosha double-crossed me. 1064 00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:00,541 We just need that Orb thingy. 1065 00:49:00,542 --> 00:49:01,584 You know this guy? 1066 00:49:01,585 --> 00:49:04,128 Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff. 1067 00:49:04,129 --> 00:49:06,089 He seems nice, but he's a killer! 1068 00:49:06,090 --> 00:49:08,591 Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. 1069 00:49:08,592 --> 00:49:09,842 You lose some weight? 1070 00:49:09,843 --> 00:49:11,803 Stand back, boys. 1071 00:49:11,804 --> 00:49:13,262 This pig is mine. 1072 00:49:13,263 --> 00:49:14,306 No. 1073 00:49:15,307 --> 00:49:17,851 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 1074 00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:19,770 This pig is mine. 1075 00:49:22,773 --> 00:49:23,691 [curious grunt] 1076 00:49:25,317 --> 00:49:26,777 [bucket clangs] 1077 00:49:28,821 --> 00:49:29,571 Steve! 1078 00:49:32,324 --> 00:49:34,492 [groans, grunts] 1079 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:35,869 [yelling] 1080 00:49:36,286 --> 00:49:37,788 [shrieks] 1081 00:49:38,914 --> 00:49:39,957 [tot launcher powers up] 1082 00:49:45,879 --> 00:49:47,004 - We have to get to Henry. - Yeah. 1083 00:49:47,005 --> 00:49:48,297 Do you think we could take these guys? 1084 00:49:48,298 --> 00:49:49,216 [both shriek] 1085 00:49:52,678 --> 00:49:53,929 [heavy grunts] 1086 00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:58,933 [Natalie] Come on, let's do this! 1087 00:49:58,934 --> 00:50:00,143 [Dawn] Yeah, we got this! 1088 00:50:00,144 --> 00:50:02,061 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1089 00:50:02,062 --> 00:50:03,564 [grunts] 1090 00:50:04,857 --> 00:50:06,859 [belly rumbling] 1091 00:50:07,317 --> 00:50:08,902 [Natalie grunts] 1092 00:50:16,034 --> 00:50:17,286 [Dawn yelps] 1093 00:50:24,376 --> 00:50:26,086 [groans] 1094 00:50:29,590 --> 00:50:30,674 Hai! 1095 00:50:32,509 --> 00:50:33,886 Nice moves, bro. 1096 00:50:36,263 --> 00:50:37,972 - [attacking shriek] - [Chungus] Sorry. 1097 00:50:37,973 --> 00:50:39,558 [Garrett grunts, groans] 1098 00:50:40,309 --> 00:50:42,352 [Natalie yelling] 1099 00:50:44,104 --> 00:50:44,938 [Dawn] Yes! 1100 00:50:46,732 --> 00:50:48,525 [screams] 1101 00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:52,695 [groaning] 1102 00:50:52,696 --> 00:50:54,447 [Chungus] The party's over, bud. 1103 00:50:54,448 --> 00:50:56,240 Just give me the Orb. 1104 00:50:56,241 --> 00:50:58,243 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something! 1105 00:50:58,619 --> 00:50:59,411 What? 1106 00:50:59,912 --> 00:51:01,913 [Chungus] Whoa! 1107 00:51:01,914 --> 00:51:02,790 Thanks, big guy. 1108 00:51:03,207 --> 00:51:03,998 Ninja roll! 1109 00:51:03,999 --> 00:51:06,043 [pained groan] What happened? 1110 00:51:06,418 --> 00:51:08,211 I just saved your butt, that's what happened. 1111 00:51:08,212 --> 00:51:09,213 You can thank me later. 1112 00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:11,673 We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me! 1113 00:51:15,135 --> 00:51:17,011 [villagers shouting] 1114 00:51:17,012 --> 00:51:19,305 [panting] 1115 00:51:19,306 --> 00:51:22,017 [slow motion] Henry! 1116 00:51:24,019 --> 00:51:25,436 Nat, we have to go now. 1117 00:51:25,437 --> 00:51:27,522 Dawn, I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. 1118 00:51:27,523 --> 00:51:28,856 He needs you alive, okay? 1119 00:51:28,857 --> 00:51:30,441 We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion. 1120 00:51:30,442 --> 00:51:32,528 We gotta go find the map guy! Come on! 1121 00:51:33,529 --> 00:51:34,737 [Steve] Follow me! 1122 00:51:34,738 --> 00:51:36,948 - Garrett, what about Natalie? - We'll meet her at the Mansion. 1123 00:51:36,949 --> 00:51:38,659 [piglins growling] 1124 00:51:39,368 --> 00:51:40,619 [Steve] Come on, run! 1125 00:51:41,787 --> 00:51:44,289 [all panting, gasping] 1126 00:51:47,543 --> 00:51:48,794 - Whoa! - [Henry] Whoa. 1127 00:51:49,837 --> 00:51:51,045 [Garrett] Oh, great. Now what? 1128 00:51:51,046 --> 00:51:52,047 - Fr-r-rah! - [metallic clang] 1129 00:51:52,422 --> 00:51:53,757 Elytra Wingsuits! 1130 00:51:54,049 --> 00:51:56,218 - Ska-tah! Ska-tah! - [Garret grunts] 1131 00:51:56,677 --> 00:51:57,385 Whoa! 1132 00:51:57,386 --> 00:51:58,678 Head for those mountains. 1133 00:51:58,679 --> 00:52:00,012 I thought we're going to the Woodland Mansion. 1134 00:52:00,013 --> 00:52:01,055 Hank, don't talk back to your elders. 1135 00:52:01,056 --> 00:52:02,390 - But-- - Buh-bye. 1136 00:52:02,391 --> 00:52:05,561 [screaming] 1137 00:52:08,188 --> 00:52:09,272 Those things work, right? 1138 00:52:09,273 --> 00:52:10,147 Absolutely. 1139 00:52:10,148 --> 00:52:13,026 [screaming] 1140 00:52:14,319 --> 00:52:15,611 [exclaims] 1141 00:52:15,612 --> 00:52:17,530 Whoo-hoo! 1142 00:52:17,531 --> 00:52:19,949 Check it out. I'm flying! 1143 00:52:19,950 --> 00:52:21,576 Yeah! 1144 00:52:21,577 --> 00:52:22,703 [laughs] 1145 00:52:25,122 --> 00:52:26,914 - [gasps] - Buenos días. 1146 00:52:26,915 --> 00:52:28,249 Which means, "See you later." 1147 00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:31,211 [screaming] 1148 00:52:32,004 --> 00:52:34,463 No! I thought I grabbed three! 1149 00:52:34,464 --> 00:52:38,009 Wait for me! 1150 00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:39,094 Coming in hot! 1151 00:52:42,222 --> 00:52:45,267 ["Private Idaho" by The B-52's playing] 1152 00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:49,395 [Steve cackles] 1153 00:52:49,396 --> 00:52:51,398 [Garrett] No! No way, dude! 1154 00:52:51,982 --> 00:52:53,232 Let go of my hair! 1155 00:52:53,233 --> 00:52:55,568 Just relax. Let my hips guide you. 1156 00:52:55,569 --> 00:52:57,028 It's the only way. 1157 00:52:57,029 --> 00:52:59,322 What? [sobbing] 1158 00:52:59,323 --> 00:53:01,450 [piglins screeching] 1159 00:53:06,538 --> 00:53:09,374 Hank! We'll have a better chance if we split up! 1160 00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,293 - What? - Ki-yai! 1161 00:53:12,210 --> 00:53:14,212 [Henry screaming] 1162 00:53:17,925 --> 00:53:20,135 [all squealing] 1163 00:53:25,307 --> 00:53:27,976 [yelling] Get off me! 1164 00:53:29,102 --> 00:53:30,395 Get off me! 1165 00:53:33,607 --> 00:53:35,609 [Henry screaming] 1166 00:53:39,446 --> 00:53:40,863 [Steve] Yee-hah! 1167 00:53:40,864 --> 00:53:42,449 [screeching] 1168 00:53:45,994 --> 00:53:47,244 Yeah! 1169 00:53:47,245 --> 00:53:50,248 Hoo-hoo! [laughing] 1170 00:53:50,791 --> 00:53:52,542 [all yelling] 1171 00:53:55,087 --> 00:53:57,214 We got hog riders at our three o'clock! 1172 00:53:58,924 --> 00:54:00,633 [grunting] 1173 00:54:00,634 --> 00:54:02,094 [Garrett] I got you, buddy! 1174 00:54:07,307 --> 00:54:09,225 - They got us boxed in! - [Garrett wailing] 1175 00:54:09,226 --> 00:54:10,851 Head for the tunnel! 1176 00:54:10,852 --> 00:54:13,312 [Garrett] We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! 1177 00:54:13,313 --> 00:54:14,981 We're gonna have to go nose-to-toes. 1178 00:54:14,982 --> 00:54:16,273 Full man sandwich. 1179 00:54:16,274 --> 00:54:18,150 What? No. I'm not gonna do that! 1180 00:54:18,151 --> 00:54:21,112 I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! 1181 00:54:21,113 --> 00:54:22,072 Okay! 1182 00:54:23,115 --> 00:54:25,241 [both yelling] 1183 00:54:25,242 --> 00:54:27,285 [babbling, yelling] 1184 00:54:27,619 --> 00:54:28,704 [Garrett whoops] 1185 00:54:29,705 --> 00:54:32,289 Yeah! [whooping] 1186 00:54:32,290 --> 00:54:34,417 [Steve] Dang it! A lava bucket! 1187 00:54:34,418 --> 00:54:37,294 - Okay. Tighten up! - What? 1188 00:54:37,295 --> 00:54:39,296 There's still some negative space back there! 1189 00:54:39,297 --> 00:54:40,297 We both know it! 1190 00:54:40,298 --> 00:54:42,174 I'm trying to close the gaps! 1191 00:54:42,175 --> 00:54:44,302 Okay, now get ready. 1192 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,637 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety. 1193 00:54:46,638 --> 00:54:48,347 I understand. [yells] 1194 00:54:48,348 --> 00:54:49,975 - Whoo-hoo! - [roaring] 1195 00:54:53,353 --> 00:54:55,814 Yeah! [laughing] 1196 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:57,982 Yeah! 1197 00:54:57,983 --> 00:54:59,693 Whoo-hoo! 1198 00:55:02,946 --> 00:55:04,573 [piglins squealing] 1199 00:55:05,407 --> 00:55:06,742 [yelling] 1200 00:55:08,618 --> 00:55:09,786 Get off me! 1201 00:55:10,287 --> 00:55:11,579 [piglin squeals] 1202 00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:13,248 [belching] 1203 00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:16,626 [Henry yelling] 1204 00:55:19,087 --> 00:55:20,130 Henry! 1205 00:55:22,883 --> 00:55:24,133 [Garrett] Oh, crap. 1206 00:55:24,134 --> 00:55:26,762 [all yelling] 1207 00:55:27,137 --> 00:55:28,305 [grunts] 1208 00:55:30,390 --> 00:55:31,475 [sneezes] 1209 00:55:33,268 --> 00:55:35,394 [all yelling] 1210 00:55:35,395 --> 00:55:36,312 Don't worry! 1211 00:55:36,313 --> 00:55:38,732 I'm gonna cushion our fall with this water bucket. 1212 00:55:39,399 --> 00:55:40,567 Release! 1213 00:55:43,195 --> 00:55:46,156 [all exclaiming] 1214 00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:52,828 You can really fight, Nat. You were kicking butt. 1215 00:55:52,829 --> 00:55:54,748 Thanks! I have no idea where it came from. 1216 00:55:55,123 --> 00:55:56,082 There he is! 1217 00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:58,042 Hey! Get back here! We need a map! 1218 00:55:58,043 --> 00:55:59,335 First, we need a boat. 1219 00:55:59,336 --> 00:56:00,711 Okay, okay, uh... 1220 00:56:00,712 --> 00:56:03,964 Okay, hurry. The map guy's floating away! 1221 00:56:03,965 --> 00:56:06,343 [Natalie grunting] 1222 00:56:07,886 --> 00:56:08,804 Boat magic! 1223 00:56:12,099 --> 00:56:13,350 Hah-haah! 1224 00:56:13,683 --> 00:56:15,810 Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen. 1225 00:56:15,811 --> 00:56:17,520 I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing. 1226 00:56:17,521 --> 00:56:18,939 Forget it. Let's go, come on! 1227 00:56:19,648 --> 00:56:22,358 ["Could This Be Love?" by Bret McKenzie playing] 1228 00:56:22,359 --> 00:56:24,444 [Marlene laughing] 1229 00:56:27,364 --> 00:56:29,866 Oh. Oh... 1230 00:56:30,951 --> 00:56:31,910 Hrrr. 1231 00:56:32,869 --> 00:56:34,871 [laughing] 1232 00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:38,792 No, thank you. 1233 00:56:39,084 --> 00:56:40,085 Of course. 1234 00:56:42,379 --> 00:56:46,465 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 1235 00:56:46,466 --> 00:56:47,341 Huh. 1236 00:56:47,342 --> 00:56:49,426 I, uh... I recently got divorced 1237 00:56:49,427 --> 00:56:51,972 from my husband, Clemente, and... 1238 00:56:52,848 --> 00:56:55,809 and the main reason is, you know, he... 1239 00:56:56,184 --> 00:56:58,519 didn't have any personality, you know? 1240 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,646 I mean, not like you. 1241 00:57:00,647 --> 00:57:02,065 Uh-huhh... 1242 00:57:02,732 --> 00:57:04,734 [laughs, shudders] 1243 00:57:08,488 --> 00:57:09,989 [Garrett] You got some talking to do, buddy. 1244 00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:11,199 Hank and I want some answers. 1245 00:57:11,616 --> 00:57:12,741 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs? 1246 00:57:12,742 --> 00:57:14,326 And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? 1247 00:57:14,327 --> 00:57:15,452 Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress 1248 00:57:15,453 --> 00:57:17,164 - you were talking about? - Look! 1249 00:57:17,831 --> 00:57:20,374 The sorceress is a piglin queen called Malgosha. 1250 00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:21,792 Those are her minions. 1251 00:57:21,793 --> 00:57:22,877 She rules over them 1252 00:57:22,878 --> 00:57:24,963 in a dark hellscape called the Nether. 1253 00:57:25,589 --> 00:57:27,423 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 1254 00:57:27,424 --> 00:57:29,301 in my front pocket, okay? 1255 00:57:30,177 --> 00:57:31,136 Listen! 1256 00:57:32,095 --> 00:57:33,804 Malgosha's path to darkness 1257 00:57:33,805 --> 00:57:35,724 started the way these things often do... 1258 00:57:36,266 --> 00:57:40,060 during the semi-finals of The Nether's Got Talent. 1259 00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:41,938 [dance music playing] 1260 00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:47,985 Young Malgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer. 1261 00:57:47,986 --> 00:57:49,528 [Malgosha grunting] 1262 00:57:49,529 --> 00:57:52,072 Her moves were pretty out there. 1263 00:57:52,073 --> 00:57:54,450 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 1264 00:57:54,451 --> 00:57:57,953 [all guffawing] 1265 00:57:57,954 --> 00:57:59,664 [Steve] It crushed her. 1266 00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:03,751 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 1267 00:58:03,752 --> 00:58:05,628 It's time for you to grow up. 1268 00:58:05,629 --> 00:58:08,380 I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. 1269 00:58:08,381 --> 00:58:11,425 Now, take this axe and go find some gold. 1270 00:58:11,426 --> 00:58:14,136 That was such embarrassing dancing! 1271 00:58:14,137 --> 00:58:15,638 [Steve] So, from that day forward, 1272 00:58:15,639 --> 00:58:18,475 she denounced all forms of creativity. 1273 00:58:19,309 --> 00:58:23,187 If she ever gets that Orb, she'll black out the sun. 1274 00:58:23,188 --> 00:58:25,022 Nether wart will flourish. 1275 00:58:25,023 --> 00:58:26,565 This beautiful world and everything in it 1276 00:58:26,566 --> 00:58:27,775 will wither and die. 1277 00:58:27,776 --> 00:58:29,443 And you were gonna give it to her? 1278 00:58:29,444 --> 00:58:30,528 Great idea! 1279 00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:32,488 I'm not gonna give it to her. 1280 00:58:32,489 --> 00:58:34,740 But I need that Orb for leverage. 1281 00:58:34,741 --> 00:58:36,825 I gotta save Dennis. 1282 00:58:36,826 --> 00:58:37,993 Come. 1283 00:58:37,994 --> 00:58:40,162 [animals lowing and bleating] 1284 00:58:40,163 --> 00:58:43,333 The Woodland Mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains. 1285 00:58:43,792 --> 00:58:46,086 We can go over or through. 1286 00:58:46,753 --> 00:58:47,879 Whatever's fastest. 1287 00:58:49,839 --> 00:58:51,383 Through will be faster. 1288 00:58:52,425 --> 00:58:54,761 [piglins grunting, snorting] 1289 00:58:58,265 --> 00:58:59,682 General Chungus, 1290 00:58:59,683 --> 00:59:02,518 you have failed me for the last time. 1291 00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:04,353 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 1292 00:59:04,354 --> 00:59:07,231 [growls] Bring out the beast! 1293 00:59:07,232 --> 00:59:09,650 - [piglin grunting] - What? 1294 00:59:09,651 --> 00:59:11,986 What do you mean you just have to put the brain in? 1295 00:59:11,987 --> 00:59:14,488 Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done! 1296 00:59:14,489 --> 00:59:17,574 Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day. 1297 00:59:17,575 --> 00:59:19,910 But I'm really trying to set some new goals, and-- 1298 00:59:19,911 --> 00:59:21,913 [hog howling] 1299 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:27,043 [Malgosha cackles] 1300 00:59:27,544 --> 00:59:30,587 [roaring] 1301 00:59:30,588 --> 00:59:32,715 The Great Hog. 1302 00:59:32,716 --> 00:59:34,634 My ultimate weapon. 1303 00:59:38,638 --> 00:59:40,307 There he is! 1304 00:59:42,767 --> 00:59:44,268 Kill him! 1305 00:59:44,269 --> 00:59:47,522 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1306 00:59:48,148 --> 00:59:50,316 - [sizzling] - [Malgosha laughs] 1307 00:59:50,317 --> 00:59:51,900 Well done. 1308 00:59:51,901 --> 00:59:55,571 Now, find the Roundlings and bring me the Orb! 1309 00:59:55,572 --> 00:59:57,282 [guttural howl] 1310 00:59:58,116 --> 00:59:59,491 [wolf howls] 1311 00:59:59,492 --> 01:00:01,368 [Natalie] We are so lost. 1312 01:00:01,369 --> 01:00:03,412 [grunts loudly] 1313 01:00:03,413 --> 01:00:05,749 - [grunts] - [groaning] 1314 01:00:08,626 --> 01:00:11,503 My one job was to protect Henry, and I blew it. 1315 01:00:11,504 --> 01:00:12,921 [zombie moans] 1316 01:00:12,922 --> 01:00:16,425 I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. 1317 01:00:16,426 --> 01:00:19,596 I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. 1318 01:00:22,974 --> 01:00:25,642 [sighing] I just wish I could have been a kid 1319 01:00:25,643 --> 01:00:27,604 for a little bit longer, you know? 1320 01:00:28,271 --> 01:00:30,397 Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. 1321 01:00:30,398 --> 01:00:31,440 I hear you. 1322 01:00:31,441 --> 01:00:33,777 Being a grown-up sucks. [grunts] 1323 01:00:34,152 --> 01:00:35,944 You got all these responsibilities, 1324 01:00:35,945 --> 01:00:37,821 and you just stop chasing your dreams. 1325 01:00:37,822 --> 01:00:40,282 [both grunting] 1326 01:00:40,283 --> 01:00:42,659 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1327 01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:45,538 [wolf growling] 1328 01:00:47,165 --> 01:00:48,500 [Dawn gasps] 1329 01:00:49,918 --> 01:00:51,168 [snarling] 1330 01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:52,586 [Natalie yells] 1331 01:00:52,587 --> 01:00:54,255 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 1332 01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:56,633 Let's just calm down. 1333 01:00:57,759 --> 01:01:00,220 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1334 01:01:01,554 --> 01:01:03,848 Yeah? You like bones? 1335 01:01:04,557 --> 01:01:08,644 Oh, I bet you like bones. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1336 01:01:08,645 --> 01:01:11,814 [gasps, laughs] 1337 01:01:11,815 --> 01:01:14,191 Aren't you a beautiful one? 1338 01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:16,820 - Yes you are! Yes you are! - [panting] 1339 01:01:17,946 --> 01:01:19,864 I cannot believe you just did that. 1340 01:01:20,782 --> 01:01:21,907 [Dawn] Wait. 1341 01:01:21,908 --> 01:01:23,159 [Dennis whining] 1342 01:01:23,910 --> 01:01:24,994 Dennis? 1343 01:01:25,537 --> 01:01:27,830 - Steve's Dennis? - [barks] 1344 01:01:27,831 --> 01:01:29,623 Well, can you take us to him? 1345 01:01:29,624 --> 01:01:31,166 [barking] 1346 01:01:31,167 --> 01:01:33,585 - [whimpers] - [Dawn, laughs] Oh! 1347 01:01:33,586 --> 01:01:36,547 Nat, I think this might be our way to the Woodland Mansion. 1348 01:01:36,548 --> 01:01:38,465 [Dawn shrieks] 1349 01:01:38,466 --> 01:01:40,135 Let's follow that pooch! 1350 01:01:42,762 --> 01:01:45,597 Son of a biscuit, we found it. 1351 01:01:45,598 --> 01:01:47,266 [hooting laughter] 1352 01:01:47,267 --> 01:01:49,435 Looky, looky here. 1353 01:01:49,436 --> 01:01:51,813 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1354 01:01:53,231 --> 01:01:55,900 You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone. 1355 01:01:56,192 --> 01:01:57,776 Conducts energy. 1356 01:01:57,777 --> 01:01:59,946 You can build some crazy contraptions with it. 1357 01:02:01,948 --> 01:02:04,074 I thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1358 01:02:04,075 --> 01:02:07,995 Easy, big dog. They're here, but be careful. 1359 01:02:07,996 --> 01:02:10,664 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1360 01:02:10,665 --> 01:02:13,418 But I can't for the life of me remember where they are-- 1361 01:02:13,918 --> 01:02:15,545 [machinery whirs] 1362 01:02:17,297 --> 01:02:18,172 [whimpers] 1363 01:02:18,173 --> 01:02:19,841 [screaming] 1364 01:02:21,968 --> 01:02:23,428 Get them off me! 1365 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,014 Help me, please! 1366 01:02:27,015 --> 01:02:29,350 - Sorry! - [screaming] 1367 01:02:33,313 --> 01:02:36,148 Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett. 1368 01:02:36,149 --> 01:02:38,275 - [Garrett groans] - Yeah. 1369 01:02:38,276 --> 01:02:40,235 [chortles] 1370 01:02:40,236 --> 01:02:41,446 Yes! 1371 01:02:42,238 --> 01:02:43,947 My diamonds. 1372 01:02:43,948 --> 01:02:46,074 [Garrett] Ooh! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1373 01:02:46,075 --> 01:02:47,952 Steve delivers the goodies! 1374 01:02:48,244 --> 01:02:49,829 Did you guys plan this? 1375 01:02:50,497 --> 01:02:51,915 I'm sorry, Henry. 1376 01:02:52,248 --> 01:02:53,415 [Garrett] Whoo! 1377 01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,627 Yeah! I'm not. 1378 01:02:56,211 --> 01:02:58,086 Oh, yeah. 1379 01:02:58,087 --> 01:02:59,963 - What the heck, man? - Oh, relax. 1380 01:02:59,964 --> 01:03:01,632 Natalie could be at the Mansion already. 1381 01:03:01,633 --> 01:03:03,051 She could be in danger! 1382 01:03:03,510 --> 01:03:04,427 [gagging] 1383 01:03:05,595 --> 01:03:07,805 Oh, no. Do you smell that? 1384 01:03:08,681 --> 01:03:09,849 Nether wart. 1385 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,475 What does that mean? 1386 01:03:11,476 --> 01:03:13,478 [heavy thudding] 1387 01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:16,606 [weapon powering up, firing] 1388 01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:20,150 No! The Great Hog! 1389 01:03:20,151 --> 01:03:22,069 She finally put the brain in. 1390 01:03:22,070 --> 01:03:23,403 Run for the minecarts! 1391 01:03:23,404 --> 01:03:24,364 [shrieking] 1392 01:03:26,282 --> 01:03:27,283 [grunting] 1393 01:03:29,994 --> 01:03:31,788 Hit it, Henry, hit it! 1394 01:03:32,163 --> 01:03:32,996 Go! 1395 01:03:32,997 --> 01:03:34,958 [all yelling] 1396 01:03:36,918 --> 01:03:40,463 If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. 1397 01:03:43,258 --> 01:03:44,841 [Steve] Whoo! 1398 01:03:44,842 --> 01:03:46,969 Dang it, my torch blew out. 1399 01:03:46,970 --> 01:03:48,011 [Henry] Why are we stopping? 1400 01:03:48,012 --> 01:03:49,930 [Steve] 'Cause we ran out of redstone! 1401 01:03:49,931 --> 01:03:52,015 We're gonna need a boost fast. 1402 01:03:52,016 --> 01:03:54,268 - [sparking, hissing] - [Garrett] What's that sound? 1403 01:03:54,269 --> 01:03:56,854 [Steve] Chill out, Gar-Gar. We're totally safe. 1404 01:03:59,023 --> 01:04:01,651 Crap! My creeper farm. 1405 01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:05,196 [Garrett] What the--? You gotta be kidding me! 1406 01:04:05,655 --> 01:04:07,698 What kind of idiot would breed these things? 1407 01:04:07,699 --> 01:04:09,617 - [The Great Hog bellowing] - [yelps] 1408 01:04:10,577 --> 01:04:13,412 [Garrett yelling] 1409 01:04:13,413 --> 01:04:14,914 - Up ahead, look! - [Garrett squeaks] 1410 01:04:15,498 --> 01:04:17,499 [Steve] We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1411 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:18,959 [Henry] Garrett, you got us into this mess! 1412 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,128 Get out and push! 1413 01:04:21,129 --> 01:04:23,548 Okay. Okay. 1414 01:04:25,883 --> 01:04:27,218 [growling] 1415 01:04:28,052 --> 01:04:29,804 Go, Garrett! Go faster! 1416 01:04:30,805 --> 01:04:32,556 We're not gonna make it! 1417 01:04:32,557 --> 01:04:33,307 Come on! 1418 01:04:33,308 --> 01:04:34,809 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1419 01:04:35,143 --> 01:04:36,685 Start slapping, Hank! 1420 01:04:36,686 --> 01:04:38,396 Get outta here! Yeah! Get-- 1421 01:04:39,272 --> 01:04:41,316 - Garrett, get in! - [Henry yelps] 1422 01:04:42,567 --> 01:04:43,901 [Steve] He's right behind us! 1423 01:04:44,527 --> 01:04:46,779 [both screaming] 1424 01:04:53,786 --> 01:04:55,455 [Steve] I love you, Dennis! 1425 01:04:56,998 --> 01:04:58,750 [all screaming] 1426 01:05:07,008 --> 01:05:10,386 [Garrett] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1427 01:05:15,892 --> 01:05:17,142 [Steve] Nice work, Gar-Gar. 1428 01:05:17,143 --> 01:05:19,227 Your little detour almost got us killed. 1429 01:05:19,228 --> 01:05:22,022 Relaje, you're so dramatic. We're still alive. 1430 01:05:22,023 --> 01:05:23,316 What's your problem, man? 1431 01:05:23,608 --> 01:05:25,400 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1432 01:05:25,401 --> 01:05:26,693 I swear, you are literally the most 1433 01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:28,320 selfish person I've ever met. 1434 01:05:28,321 --> 01:05:31,156 Whatever. I need them, okay? 1435 01:05:31,157 --> 01:05:32,240 I need the diamonds, 1436 01:05:32,241 --> 01:05:34,369 because I need the money, because I'm broke. 1437 01:05:35,161 --> 01:05:37,330 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1438 01:05:39,165 --> 01:05:42,669 My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. 1439 01:05:43,544 --> 01:05:44,671 There, I said it. 1440 01:05:45,254 --> 01:05:47,339 I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? 1441 01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:50,051 I'm smart, funny, bilingual. 1442 01:05:51,511 --> 01:05:53,971 El humble to un el faultot. 1443 01:05:57,767 --> 01:05:59,227 But that's not the reality. 1444 01:06:00,436 --> 01:06:01,646 I'm not doing well. 1445 01:06:02,772 --> 01:06:05,483 I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything. 1446 01:06:06,526 --> 01:06:08,277 And that's not the worst part. 1447 01:06:09,779 --> 01:06:10,988 I'm alone. 1448 01:06:11,906 --> 01:06:12,824 You weren't alone. 1449 01:06:13,950 --> 01:06:15,243 I was your friend. 1450 01:06:19,997 --> 01:06:21,833 Sorry about your finances. 1451 01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:23,960 Shut up, Steve. 1452 01:06:27,505 --> 01:06:28,673 [Marlene] Wow. 1453 01:06:29,132 --> 01:06:31,717 I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. 1454 01:06:31,718 --> 01:06:35,805 And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. 1455 01:06:37,223 --> 01:06:39,474 You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards 1456 01:06:39,475 --> 01:06:42,061 that I would have another first date, ever, you know? 1457 01:06:42,603 --> 01:06:43,396 Hm. 1458 01:06:44,313 --> 01:06:45,939 I wanna have the guts to invite you 1459 01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:47,734 over to my house for dessert. 1460 01:06:48,067 --> 01:06:49,777 Huh. Uh-huh. 1461 01:06:50,361 --> 01:06:51,571 Are you finished? 1462 01:06:52,029 --> 01:06:53,573 No, I think he's Swedish. 1463 01:06:54,031 --> 01:06:55,616 But we're done with our meal. 1464 01:06:57,535 --> 01:07:00,495 There it is. The Woodland Mansion. 1465 01:07:00,496 --> 01:07:02,581 We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal 1466 01:07:02,582 --> 01:07:04,332 and get you guys home. 1467 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,585 Follow me! 1468 01:07:06,169 --> 01:07:07,253 Check this out. 1469 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,129 Let's do this. 1470 01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:11,381 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1471 01:07:11,382 --> 01:07:13,634 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1472 01:07:14,135 --> 01:07:17,263 The first floor is loaded with Vindicators. 1473 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:18,972 Axe murderers, basically. 1474 01:07:18,973 --> 01:07:20,557 Why is the third floor on the first floor? 1475 01:07:20,558 --> 01:07:22,058 I'm very confused. 1476 01:07:22,059 --> 01:07:23,560 [Steve] I was trying to make three floors, 1477 01:07:23,561 --> 01:07:25,605 but I didn't have time to make, like, a doll house. 1478 01:07:25,897 --> 01:07:29,191 The second floor crawls with Evokers. 1479 01:07:29,192 --> 01:07:31,276 They wield powerful dark magic. 1480 01:07:31,277 --> 01:07:33,111 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1481 01:07:33,112 --> 01:07:34,196 Garrett, stop talking. 1482 01:07:34,197 --> 01:07:35,530 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1483 01:07:35,531 --> 01:07:37,032 Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? 1484 01:07:37,033 --> 01:07:38,201 I just got mad at you. 1485 01:07:38,701 --> 01:07:39,993 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1486 01:07:39,994 --> 01:07:42,455 But I accidentally stole the Orb while you were crafting. 1487 01:07:44,415 --> 01:07:45,707 Are we cool now? 1488 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:48,668 You are literally the worst person in the entire world. 1489 01:07:48,669 --> 01:07:52,298 Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! 1490 01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:55,176 Third floor houses the Loot Chamber. 1491 01:07:55,676 --> 01:07:57,219 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1492 01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:59,554 but it's guarded by Endermen. 1493 01:07:59,555 --> 01:08:02,265 Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. 1494 01:08:02,266 --> 01:08:03,809 They'll fry your brains out. 1495 01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:05,894 Okay well, I could build stairs to the second floor, 1496 01:08:05,895 --> 01:08:08,104 sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal. 1497 01:08:08,105 --> 01:08:09,481 That's a great idea, Hank. 1498 01:08:09,482 --> 01:08:12,860 But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. 1499 01:08:13,402 --> 01:08:15,403 You know what could work on these guys? 1500 01:08:15,404 --> 01:08:16,404 It sounds crazy. 1501 01:08:16,405 --> 01:08:17,697 Hit me. 1502 01:08:17,698 --> 01:08:19,199 [funky beat playing] 1503 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,034 ♪ Friendship is The wish you make ♪ 1504 01:08:21,035 --> 01:08:22,202 ♪ When you're blowing out The candles ♪ 1505 01:08:22,203 --> 01:08:23,329 ♪ On your birthday cake ♪ 1506 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:25,580 ♪ Don't be a bully And don't be a brute ♪ 1507 01:08:25,581 --> 01:08:27,749 - ♪ Time to put on ♪ - [both] ♪ Your birthday suit ♪ 1508 01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:30,043 [Steve] ♪ Go Hank, go While we blow! ♪ 1509 01:08:30,044 --> 01:08:32,337 - [vindicator growling] - [horn blowing] 1510 01:08:32,338 --> 01:08:34,465 [music continues, muffled] 1511 01:08:35,091 --> 01:08:36,425 [grunting] 1512 01:09:00,533 --> 01:09:02,493 [vindicators growling] 1513 01:09:06,455 --> 01:09:07,582 [yelling] 1514 01:09:07,999 --> 01:09:10,543 [both yelling] 1515 01:09:12,128 --> 01:09:13,421 [panting] 1516 01:09:13,921 --> 01:09:15,339 [growling] 1517 01:09:19,886 --> 01:09:21,637 [vindicators snarling] 1518 01:09:28,853 --> 01:09:30,479 You gotta be kidding me. 1519 01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:32,022 [crowd murmuring] 1520 01:09:32,023 --> 01:09:33,441 [Steve] You got this, Gar-Gar. 1521 01:09:34,609 --> 01:09:36,401 Reach down deep. 1522 01:09:36,402 --> 01:09:38,821 You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya! 1523 01:09:39,238 --> 01:09:40,281 What's going on, Steve? 1524 01:09:40,573 --> 01:09:43,533 It's some kind of sadistic Vindicator fight club. 1525 01:09:43,534 --> 01:09:45,494 I've heard of these, but I've never seen one. 1526 01:09:45,995 --> 01:09:46,995 They want me to fight the chicken? 1527 01:09:46,996 --> 01:09:48,079 [squawks] 1528 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,748 It's a fight to the death, kid. 1529 01:09:49,749 --> 01:09:51,834 [vindicators cheering] 1530 01:09:52,919 --> 01:09:54,377 [squawking] 1531 01:09:54,378 --> 01:09:55,838 [loud clanking] 1532 01:10:01,093 --> 01:10:03,596 [machinery rattling, creaking] 1533 01:10:08,517 --> 01:10:09,726 [gleeful cackling] 1534 01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:11,729 - [squawks] - Mmmm... 1535 01:10:12,188 --> 01:10:13,356 - [snarls] - [shrieks] 1536 01:10:13,648 --> 01:10:15,066 Chicken jockey. 1537 01:10:16,233 --> 01:10:17,985 - [snarls] - [yelps] 1538 01:10:18,402 --> 01:10:19,569 [grunts] 1539 01:10:19,570 --> 01:10:21,948 [all cheering] 1540 01:10:22,573 --> 01:10:23,240 [Steve] Watch out! 1541 01:10:23,950 --> 01:10:26,159 [both yelling] 1542 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,827 Keep him away from your face! 1543 01:10:27,828 --> 01:10:29,705 - [grunting] - [slapping] 1544 01:10:30,081 --> 01:10:31,247 [Steve] Chuck him! 1545 01:10:31,248 --> 01:10:32,457 - [grunts] - Whoa! 1546 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:33,583 [squawks] 1547 01:10:33,584 --> 01:10:35,293 [screams] 1548 01:10:35,294 --> 01:10:37,129 [slowed grunt] 1549 01:10:38,255 --> 01:10:39,966 - [attacking scream] - [yelps] 1550 01:10:43,552 --> 01:10:44,762 [grunts] 1551 01:10:51,978 --> 01:10:53,145 [sizzling] 1552 01:11:04,198 --> 01:11:06,534 - [grunting] - [chicken jockey squealing] 1553 01:11:21,382 --> 01:11:22,758 [sighing] 1554 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:24,385 Finally. 1555 01:11:31,517 --> 01:11:33,436 [spectral growling] 1556 01:11:42,403 --> 01:11:45,114 [hissing screech] 1557 01:11:47,491 --> 01:11:49,200 - [both grunt heavily] - [vindicators cheering] 1558 01:11:49,201 --> 01:11:51,120 [chicken jockey screeching] 1559 01:11:51,954 --> 01:11:53,330 [shrieks] 1560 01:11:54,206 --> 01:11:55,374 [ululating] 1561 01:11:57,043 --> 01:11:58,961 [explosive grunt] 1562 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:00,838 [squawks] 1563 01:12:03,466 --> 01:12:05,301 [crying] 1564 01:12:07,261 --> 01:12:08,678 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1565 01:12:08,679 --> 01:12:10,597 Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! 1566 01:12:10,598 --> 01:12:13,099 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1567 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,934 No, you're not a demon, are ya? 1568 01:12:14,935 --> 01:12:17,270 You're a cute little booger-face. 1569 01:12:17,271 --> 01:12:19,482 I'm just gonna... pet your little head. 1570 01:12:20,357 --> 01:12:21,649 [screams] 1571 01:12:21,650 --> 01:12:23,152 [all cheer] 1572 01:12:23,986 --> 01:12:25,905 [ghastly groaning] 1573 01:12:29,909 --> 01:12:32,410 [echoing] You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1574 01:12:32,411 --> 01:12:33,369 Just give up. 1575 01:12:33,370 --> 01:12:36,164 [echoing] The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry. 1576 01:12:36,165 --> 01:12:38,124 - Neither do I. - [Garrett, distorted] Give up. 1577 01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:39,834 [echoing] This is all your fault, Henry. 1578 01:12:39,835 --> 01:12:42,046 Everything you do fails. 1579 01:12:42,713 --> 01:12:44,673 This stuff? It's trash, kid. 1580 01:12:48,302 --> 01:12:49,511 [hissing stops] 1581 01:12:49,512 --> 01:12:50,679 What the...? 1582 01:12:51,388 --> 01:12:53,182 [yells, grunting] 1583 01:12:54,517 --> 01:12:56,893 - [groaning] - [Steve shouting] 1584 01:12:56,894 --> 01:12:58,270 Garrett! No! 1585 01:12:59,438 --> 01:13:00,897 [growling] 1586 01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:01,982 [Steve] I'm coming! 1587 01:13:02,566 --> 01:13:03,901 Hang on! 1588 01:13:05,361 --> 01:13:07,696 [yells] Sneak attack! 1589 01:13:09,532 --> 01:13:11,032 [hollering] 1590 01:13:11,033 --> 01:13:12,367 [vindicators groan] 1591 01:13:12,368 --> 01:13:14,453 [chicken jockey crying] 1592 01:13:16,163 --> 01:13:18,833 [grunting] 1593 01:13:25,506 --> 01:13:27,508 [orb humming] 1594 01:13:28,425 --> 01:13:30,301 [grunting] 1595 01:13:30,302 --> 01:13:33,346 Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar. 1596 01:13:33,347 --> 01:13:34,849 - Come on. - [groans] 1597 01:13:37,601 --> 01:13:40,271 You... You saved my life. 1598 01:13:40,688 --> 01:13:42,105 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1599 01:13:42,106 --> 01:13:43,231 [Henry yelling] 1600 01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:44,233 [thud] 1601 01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:46,901 Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal? 1602 01:13:46,902 --> 01:13:47,986 Yeah, I got it. 1603 01:13:47,987 --> 01:13:49,822 Let's get outta this hellhole. 1604 01:13:51,574 --> 01:13:53,534 [all yelling] 1605 01:13:54,034 --> 01:13:55,452 [Steve] Come on! Run! 1606 01:13:56,162 --> 01:13:57,829 [Henry huffing] 1607 01:13:57,830 --> 01:13:59,540 [roaring] 1608 01:13:59,874 --> 01:14:02,333 [Malgosha] I knew I'd find you dummies here. 1609 01:14:02,334 --> 01:14:04,002 Oh no. It's her! 1610 01:14:04,003 --> 01:14:06,171 [Malgosha] Of course it's me, you fool. 1611 01:14:06,172 --> 01:14:09,633 I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. 1612 01:14:10,384 --> 01:14:13,386 Check it out. I even built me a new Hog. 1613 01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:15,597 [roaring] 1614 01:14:15,598 --> 01:14:18,975 Malgosha! Your reign is over! 1615 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:20,476 You're wrong. 1616 01:14:20,477 --> 01:14:22,229 It's just beginning. 1617 01:14:22,646 --> 01:14:24,190 - [grunts] - [gasps] 1618 01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:26,901 [Henry] No! 1619 01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:28,651 Hah! 1620 01:14:28,652 --> 01:14:29,777 No! 1621 01:14:29,778 --> 01:14:30,904 Kill them. 1622 01:14:30,905 --> 01:14:32,865 We have work to do. 1623 01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:35,575 Goodbye, Steve! 1624 01:14:35,576 --> 01:14:37,076 [cackling] 1625 01:14:37,077 --> 01:14:38,162 - [piglins screeching] - [Garrett whimpers] 1626 01:14:41,790 --> 01:14:42,791 [Steve] No! 1627 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:45,294 They're gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1628 01:14:45,586 --> 01:14:47,296 - Sorry, Hank. - What? 1629 01:14:48,297 --> 01:14:49,297 [Garrett yells] 1630 01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:51,133 [screaming] 1631 01:14:53,219 --> 01:14:55,638 Yeah! Slime cube. 1632 01:14:57,973 --> 01:15:01,435 [grunts, hollers] 1633 01:15:05,189 --> 01:15:06,439 Come on, Garrett, jump! 1634 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:07,732 I can't, Steve. 1635 01:15:07,733 --> 01:15:08,984 Get him outta here! 1636 01:15:09,276 --> 01:15:11,527 Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home! 1637 01:15:11,528 --> 01:15:13,321 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1638 01:15:13,322 --> 01:15:14,865 Tell my story in song. 1639 01:15:15,282 --> 01:15:18,786 Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. 1640 01:15:19,787 --> 01:15:20,913 Besides... 1641 01:15:23,457 --> 01:15:25,042 I love luaus. 1642 01:15:27,461 --> 01:15:28,462 Spin kick. 1643 01:15:30,714 --> 01:15:31,673 [roaring] 1644 01:15:31,674 --> 01:15:33,509 [high battle cry] 1645 01:15:35,219 --> 01:15:37,179 Garbage toss! Oh, crap! 1646 01:15:37,638 --> 01:15:39,305 [Steve shouts] 1647 01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:42,141 [Henry] No! 1648 01:15:42,142 --> 01:15:44,227 [both yelling] 1649 01:15:44,228 --> 01:15:47,314 We're going down! 1650 01:15:47,731 --> 01:15:49,440 Brace for impact! 1651 01:15:49,441 --> 01:15:52,569 [both yelling] 1652 01:15:53,112 --> 01:15:54,947 [grunting] 1653 01:16:03,455 --> 01:16:05,916 [Steve chuckles] 1654 01:16:09,128 --> 01:16:10,462 - Dennis? - [whines] 1655 01:16:11,088 --> 01:16:13,047 - Dennis! - [Dawn laughing] 1656 01:16:13,048 --> 01:16:15,091 It's you! It's really you! 1657 01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:17,594 [laughing] 1658 01:16:18,262 --> 01:16:19,262 Gimme... 1659 01:16:19,263 --> 01:16:21,557 [babbling affectionately] 1660 01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:24,058 Oh! 1661 01:16:24,059 --> 01:16:25,601 How'd you find me? 1662 01:16:25,602 --> 01:16:27,061 He's one heck of a wolf. 1663 01:16:27,062 --> 01:16:29,230 He led us right to you guys. 1664 01:16:29,231 --> 01:16:31,774 Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly, 1665 01:16:31,775 --> 01:16:33,402 so Dennis could find you one day. 1666 01:16:35,112 --> 01:16:35,987 Is he okay? 1667 01:16:35,988 --> 01:16:38,364 He's fine. He's just resting. 1668 01:16:38,365 --> 01:16:39,532 Good. 1669 01:16:39,533 --> 01:16:41,368 It was a pretty rough crash landing. 1670 01:16:42,369 --> 01:16:43,954 Wait a minute. Where are we? 1671 01:16:45,289 --> 01:16:47,458 - [Dawn laughing] - Whoa! 1672 01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:52,295 I wish Garbage Man was here to see this. 1673 01:16:52,296 --> 01:16:54,172 He would've loved your mushroom hut. 1674 01:16:54,173 --> 01:16:55,966 Yeah, I think so too. 1675 01:16:59,595 --> 01:17:02,306 [voice shaking] I was so afraid that I lost you. 1676 01:17:04,475 --> 01:17:06,143 I was so afraid that I lost you, too. 1677 01:17:08,312 --> 01:17:11,065 I am really sorry about what I said. 1678 01:17:12,608 --> 01:17:14,651 And I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1679 01:17:17,863 --> 01:17:19,364 [ghast shrieking] 1680 01:17:19,365 --> 01:17:22,033 [Malgosha] I'm only gonna say this once. 1681 01:17:22,034 --> 01:17:25,578 This thingy goes on top of that thingy. 1682 01:17:25,579 --> 01:17:27,080 Got it, Travis? 1683 01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:31,209 It's gonna make a real cool laser beam that'll darken-- 1684 01:17:31,210 --> 01:17:32,502 [shrieking] 1685 01:17:32,503 --> 01:17:34,838 [Malgosha, growls] Never mind. 1686 01:17:40,052 --> 01:17:43,179 [deep rumbling] 1687 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:45,641 - [zombies moaning] - [bones rattling] 1688 01:17:50,687 --> 01:17:52,022 [chattering] 1689 01:17:55,025 --> 01:17:57,319 [all grumbling, growling] 1690 01:17:59,655 --> 01:18:02,449 [Steve] No. No! 1691 01:18:03,575 --> 01:18:06,577 The Great Darkening! It's begun. 1692 01:18:06,578 --> 01:18:08,704 Malgosha's gathering all her forces. 1693 01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:10,791 She will destroy this land. 1694 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:14,335 Unless... we go get that Orb. 1695 01:18:14,336 --> 01:18:16,380 Well, what're we doing here? 1696 01:18:17,381 --> 01:18:19,424 Let's go fight some pigs. 1697 01:18:19,425 --> 01:18:21,926 I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs. 1698 01:18:21,927 --> 01:18:22,844 Yeah, me too. 1699 01:18:22,845 --> 01:18:25,054 Let's do it for Gar-Gar. 1700 01:18:25,055 --> 01:18:27,932 First we mine, then we craft. 1701 01:18:27,933 --> 01:18:29,517 Let's Minecraft! 1702 01:18:29,518 --> 01:18:31,853 - [grunts] One, two, three. - Team! 1703 01:18:31,854 --> 01:18:33,521 - Get the Orb! - Orb! What are you saying? 1704 01:18:33,522 --> 01:18:35,231 - Minecraft. - We should all say that. 1705 01:18:35,232 --> 01:18:37,776 On three. One-- Forget it. There's no time! 1706 01:18:39,069 --> 01:18:40,528 [Steve] Show us what you got, Henry. 1707 01:18:40,529 --> 01:18:42,155 [Henry] Okay. I got a plan. 1708 01:18:42,156 --> 01:18:43,573 [Steve] Killer recipes. 1709 01:18:43,574 --> 01:18:44,866 We're gonna have to move fast. 1710 01:18:44,867 --> 01:18:46,118 Let's get to work! 1711 01:18:47,327 --> 01:18:49,579 [Henry] First we're gonna need some iron ingots. 1712 01:18:49,580 --> 01:18:51,457 [sizzling] 1713 01:18:54,168 --> 01:18:55,961 [grunts] Oh, yeah! 1714 01:18:57,796 --> 01:18:59,256 [Henry] And the boots of Swiftness. 1715 01:19:01,467 --> 01:19:03,217 [Dawn] Time to light this place up. 1716 01:19:03,218 --> 01:19:05,137 - [bones rattling] - Come on, boys. 1717 01:19:07,347 --> 01:19:09,433 Have a nice flight! 1718 01:19:11,810 --> 01:19:14,103 Yeah, man! Whoo! 1719 01:19:14,104 --> 01:19:16,856 I bet you do. I bet you do! 1720 01:19:16,857 --> 01:19:18,649 [Henry] We're also gonna need a ton of diamonds. 1721 01:19:18,650 --> 01:19:21,361 [grunting] 1722 01:19:23,489 --> 01:19:24,948 [Steve] Show me what you got, Nat. 1723 01:19:25,824 --> 01:19:27,618 Whoa! Yeah! 1724 01:19:28,619 --> 01:19:29,828 [Natalie] You want some, buddy? 1725 01:19:33,457 --> 01:19:34,958 [excited chatter] 1726 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:36,209 We're ready. 1727 01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:38,295 Let's go save the Overworld! 1728 01:19:38,712 --> 01:19:40,630 [piglins roaring] 1729 01:19:40,631 --> 01:19:43,008 [Malgosha cackling] 1730 01:19:45,677 --> 01:19:47,179 All right, my piggies. 1731 01:19:48,847 --> 01:19:53,142 Today, we take the Overworld as ours! 1732 01:19:53,143 --> 01:19:54,560 [all roaring] 1733 01:19:54,561 --> 01:19:56,604 Attack their villages. 1734 01:19:56,605 --> 01:20:00,526 Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. 1735 01:20:01,109 --> 01:20:05,488 All they have created, we destroy! 1736 01:20:05,489 --> 01:20:08,575 [all roaring] 1737 01:20:09,243 --> 01:20:11,661 Well, what are you standing around for? 1738 01:20:11,662 --> 01:20:12,828 Get out of here! 1739 01:20:12,829 --> 01:20:15,415 Go on, bring me the gold! 1740 01:20:21,213 --> 01:20:23,423 [Natalie grunting] 1741 01:20:27,135 --> 01:20:29,388 - [Iron grunting] - [Natalie] Hurry, Henry! 1742 01:20:33,308 --> 01:20:35,811 [heavy metallic grunting] 1743 01:20:51,577 --> 01:20:54,580 [thudding, metallic footfalls] 1744 01:20:56,790 --> 01:20:57,791 Uh? 1745 01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:05,632 Hah! News flash! 1746 01:21:05,966 --> 01:21:08,884 Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked. 1747 01:21:08,885 --> 01:21:10,887 [cackles] 1748 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:12,763 - [hollow clang] - [arrow clatters] 1749 01:21:12,764 --> 01:21:13,932 [exasperated groan] 1750 01:21:17,603 --> 01:21:19,813 Real smooth, Travis! 1751 01:21:24,651 --> 01:21:26,612 [high-pitched whistling] 1752 01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:38,206 [piglins screeching] 1753 01:21:39,541 --> 01:21:40,584 You ready? 1754 01:21:40,959 --> 01:21:42,085 Let's do this. 1755 01:21:46,298 --> 01:21:48,508 [Natalie grunting] 1756 01:21:55,807 --> 01:21:57,558 [Malgosha] Oh, for goodness' sake! 1757 01:21:57,559 --> 01:22:00,770 Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? 1758 01:22:00,771 --> 01:22:03,315 Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! 1759 01:22:03,982 --> 01:22:05,524 [growling] 1760 01:22:05,525 --> 01:22:07,527 [cackling] 1761 01:22:11,281 --> 01:22:13,741 [roaring] 1762 01:22:13,742 --> 01:22:15,911 How do you like them pork chops? 1763 01:22:16,787 --> 01:22:18,747 [growling] 1764 01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:22,751 Come on! 1765 01:22:29,174 --> 01:22:30,424 [hooting laughter] 1766 01:22:30,425 --> 01:22:31,885 [gasps] Huh? 1767 01:22:36,306 --> 01:22:39,059 Okay, Goshe. Let's dance. 1768 01:22:39,351 --> 01:22:40,685 Bring it on. 1769 01:22:40,686 --> 01:22:42,269 [yells] 1770 01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:43,772 [snarls] 1771 01:22:46,108 --> 01:22:50,821 Sneak attack! 1772 01:22:52,906 --> 01:22:53,698 [grunts] 1773 01:22:53,699 --> 01:22:54,865 Hah! 1774 01:22:54,866 --> 01:22:56,410 [grunts] 1775 01:22:56,827 --> 01:22:58,370 [grunts] Ooh! 1776 01:23:00,330 --> 01:23:01,456 [yells] 1777 01:23:02,165 --> 01:23:03,208 My diamond armor! 1778 01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:05,210 Egg attack! Hyah! 1779 01:23:05,836 --> 01:23:07,170 - Frizz! - [Malgosha growls] 1780 01:23:08,213 --> 01:23:09,839 What is this, breakfast? 1781 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:10,881 [grunts] 1782 01:23:10,882 --> 01:23:12,133 - [chickens clucking] - [grunts] 1783 01:23:12,134 --> 01:23:13,760 Get off of me! 1784 01:23:15,512 --> 01:23:17,848 [Natalie] Hurry! The Orb's up there! 1785 01:23:24,312 --> 01:23:26,690 - [thud] - [agonized groan] 1786 01:23:31,445 --> 01:23:32,987 Do it, Henry. 1787 01:23:32,988 --> 01:23:34,156 I got this. 1788 01:23:41,580 --> 01:23:42,706 [gasps] 1789 01:23:44,332 --> 01:23:45,417 Go, Henry, go! 1790 01:23:47,711 --> 01:23:49,212 [The Great Hog snarling] 1791 01:23:52,007 --> 01:23:54,551 [bellowing] 1792 01:23:56,803 --> 01:23:58,554 [sharp whistle] 1793 01:23:58,555 --> 01:24:00,807 [Dawn] Hey, Captain Butt Crack! 1794 01:24:04,019 --> 01:24:06,021 I got something for you. 1795 01:24:07,147 --> 01:24:09,024 [guffawing] 1796 01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:11,485 Get him, Dennis. 1797 01:24:12,652 --> 01:24:14,988 - [wolves howling] - [Dawn laughing] 1798 01:24:21,244 --> 01:24:23,622 Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig! 1799 01:24:24,873 --> 01:24:26,041 Finish this, Henry! 1800 01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:27,667 [grunts] 1801 01:24:30,295 --> 01:24:32,047 [roaring] 1802 01:24:37,552 --> 01:24:39,179 [cannon powering up] 1803 01:24:45,101 --> 01:24:48,522 [screaming] 1804 01:24:50,816 --> 01:24:52,567 - Henry! - No! 1805 01:24:52,818 --> 01:24:54,652 [both grunting] 1806 01:24:54,653 --> 01:24:56,195 No! 1807 01:24:56,196 --> 01:24:58,073 [screaming] 1808 01:25:04,996 --> 01:25:06,998 Whoo-hooo! 1809 01:25:10,836 --> 01:25:13,462 [grunting] Gotcha, kid! 1810 01:25:13,463 --> 01:25:15,423 - [shrieking] Yes! - Yes! 1811 01:25:15,799 --> 01:25:17,675 [laughing] Yes! 1812 01:25:17,676 --> 01:25:19,468 Garrett, you're alive! 1813 01:25:19,469 --> 01:25:21,679 Yeah! [affectionate grunt] 1814 01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:24,598 Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. 1815 01:25:24,599 --> 01:25:25,433 Pretty cool, huh? 1816 01:25:25,976 --> 01:25:27,226 Little bit. 1817 01:25:27,227 --> 01:25:29,062 Let's get this Orb and go home. 1818 01:25:30,730 --> 01:25:33,567 [Natalie] Yes! Yes, go, Henry! 1819 01:25:33,984 --> 01:25:36,110 All right, Hank. It's fireball time. 1820 01:25:36,111 --> 01:25:37,153 Grab that spear. 1821 01:25:37,737 --> 01:25:39,614 I want you to jab it in the tentacles. 1822 01:25:40,490 --> 01:25:41,949 - Yeah. - [ghast screeching] 1823 01:25:41,950 --> 01:25:43,451 [Garrett] Whoo! Jab it! 1824 01:25:45,328 --> 01:25:46,495 [Garrett] Yeah! 1825 01:25:46,496 --> 01:25:48,122 How'd you learn how to do that? 1826 01:25:48,123 --> 01:25:48,999 Don't ask. 1827 01:25:50,917 --> 01:25:52,418 [Garrett] Whoo! 1828 01:25:52,419 --> 01:25:53,503 Yeah! 1829 01:26:00,802 --> 01:26:02,512 [groaning in pain] 1830 01:26:03,972 --> 01:26:06,892 [joyful shrieking] 1831 01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:15,066 [Malgosha] No! 1832 01:26:15,984 --> 01:26:17,611 What have you done? 1833 01:26:18,111 --> 01:26:19,321 The Orb! 1834 01:26:26,036 --> 01:26:28,495 [cackling] 1835 01:26:28,496 --> 01:26:30,707 [thudding footsteps] 1836 01:26:48,642 --> 01:26:50,644 [orb humming] 1837 01:26:52,979 --> 01:26:54,314 [Natalie] Yes! 1838 01:26:58,693 --> 01:27:01,362 [laughs] It's good to see you, Garbage Man. 1839 01:27:01,363 --> 01:27:02,405 [Garrett] Yeah, it is. 1840 01:27:06,451 --> 01:27:08,286 [Steve] Parry! Thrust! 1841 01:27:09,663 --> 01:27:11,831 [breath rasping] 1842 01:27:15,543 --> 01:27:17,461 You failed, witch. 1843 01:27:17,462 --> 01:27:19,421 The Overworld lives on. 1844 01:27:19,422 --> 01:27:22,925 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1845 01:27:22,926 --> 01:27:24,928 You'll never be happy. 1846 01:27:25,345 --> 01:27:27,096 Deep down, you know. 1847 01:27:27,097 --> 01:27:31,183 To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. 1848 01:27:31,184 --> 01:27:32,394 You're right. 1849 01:27:32,936 --> 01:27:35,938 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1850 01:27:35,939 --> 01:27:39,566 That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. 1851 01:27:39,567 --> 01:27:40,943 [derisive grunt] 1852 01:27:40,944 --> 01:27:42,237 Later, Goshe. 1853 01:27:42,654 --> 01:27:43,946 Every minute knowing you 1854 01:27:43,947 --> 01:27:47,033 has been a horror-show waste of time. 1855 01:27:48,660 --> 01:27:49,953 Wait, one more thing. 1856 01:27:50,787 --> 01:27:52,287 Come closer. 1857 01:27:52,288 --> 01:27:53,539 Do you have a little knife 1858 01:27:53,540 --> 01:27:55,082 that you're gonna try to stab me with? 1859 01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:57,292 No, no. I'm too weak. 1860 01:27:57,293 --> 01:27:58,794 [rasping sigh] 1861 01:27:58,795 --> 01:27:59,963 All right. 1862 01:28:01,172 --> 01:28:02,006 Yah! 1863 01:28:02,007 --> 01:28:03,590 Come on! 1864 01:28:03,591 --> 01:28:04,967 It was worth a shot. 1865 01:28:04,968 --> 01:28:06,927 Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing. 1866 01:28:06,928 --> 01:28:08,971 - Come closer. - No way! 1867 01:28:08,972 --> 01:28:11,016 No, really, it's about you. 1868 01:28:11,349 --> 01:28:13,309 [sighing] Fine. 1869 01:28:15,895 --> 01:28:17,522 Lean down here. 1870 01:28:18,648 --> 01:28:19,691 [grunts weakly] 1871 01:28:20,108 --> 01:28:21,985 You really are the worst. 1872 01:28:22,944 --> 01:28:24,028 Goodbye. 1873 01:28:24,029 --> 01:28:26,280 This is it, really. Come back. 1874 01:28:26,281 --> 01:28:27,990 I don't even have a knife. 1875 01:28:27,991 --> 01:28:29,284 Where would I keep it? 1876 01:28:30,744 --> 01:28:32,202 Sneak attack. 1877 01:28:32,203 --> 01:28:33,747 [groans] 1878 01:28:35,373 --> 01:28:36,332 [piglin whimpers] 1879 01:28:44,007 --> 01:28:45,008 Hey! 1880 01:28:45,675 --> 01:28:47,886 You sure you wanna go back, Henry? 1881 01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:49,888 It won't feel like this. 1882 01:28:50,847 --> 01:28:56,351 There you got constraints, judgments, obstacles. 1883 01:28:56,352 --> 01:28:57,270 [Henry] Yeah, I know. 1884 01:28:58,063 --> 01:28:59,606 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1885 01:29:02,859 --> 01:29:04,027 [Steve] I like that. 1886 01:29:04,319 --> 01:29:05,527 Mmm. 1887 01:29:05,528 --> 01:29:06,946 You're a brave kid. 1888 01:29:07,906 --> 01:29:11,284 Steve. You still cool with this? 1889 01:29:11,659 --> 01:29:12,994 [playful whine] 1890 01:29:14,496 --> 01:29:15,163 Yeah. 1891 01:29:15,830 --> 01:29:18,416 Come here, boy. Yeah. 1892 01:29:20,126 --> 01:29:21,877 Of course I still love you. 1893 01:29:21,878 --> 01:29:24,172 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1894 01:29:24,839 --> 01:29:26,841 - You changed my life. - [whimpers] 1895 01:29:27,801 --> 01:29:30,011 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1896 01:29:31,679 --> 01:29:34,682 ♪ Go now, Dennis ♪ 1897 01:29:35,391 --> 01:29:38,603 ♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪ 1898 01:29:39,229 --> 01:29:41,688 ♪ Go on a journey ♪ 1899 01:29:41,689 --> 01:29:45,985 ♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪ 1900 01:29:46,903 --> 01:29:51,741 ♪ Go now, legendary Wolf of my dreams ♪ 1901 01:29:52,158 --> 01:29:55,203 ♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪ 1902 01:29:56,246 --> 01:29:58,413 ♪ My Dennis ♪ 1903 01:29:58,414 --> 01:30:00,917 [howling melodically] 1904 01:30:02,335 --> 01:30:04,379 [sobbing] 1905 01:30:05,672 --> 01:30:06,923 [emotional growl] 1906 01:30:07,841 --> 01:30:09,967 [voice breaking] If I would have known you could sing like that, 1907 01:30:09,968 --> 01:30:12,011 it would have helped me get past your smell. 1908 01:30:15,390 --> 01:30:16,391 Garrett... 1909 01:30:17,684 --> 01:30:19,811 you are a truly bodacious warrior... 1910 01:30:20,687 --> 01:30:22,272 and a really good friend. 1911 01:30:23,022 --> 01:30:24,691 I wish you'd come home with us. 1912 01:30:26,359 --> 01:30:27,526 Hank's cool, 1913 01:30:27,527 --> 01:30:31,447 but I don't have any friends my age. 1914 01:30:34,284 --> 01:30:36,286 We would make a great team. 1915 01:30:37,328 --> 01:30:38,746 Vaya con Dios. 1916 01:30:39,789 --> 01:30:41,332 It means "Goodbye, brother." 1917 01:30:42,167 --> 01:30:43,168 No, it doesn't. 1918 01:30:44,169 --> 01:30:45,502 Don't look at her. 1919 01:30:45,503 --> 01:30:46,295 It does. 1920 01:30:46,296 --> 01:30:47,881 No, it does not. 1921 01:30:48,590 --> 01:30:49,632 Yeah, it does. 1922 01:30:53,303 --> 01:30:55,263 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1923 01:30:55,638 --> 01:30:56,805 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1924 01:30:56,806 --> 01:30:59,100 I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build. 1925 01:31:00,059 --> 01:31:02,395 Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? 1926 01:31:24,167 --> 01:31:26,419 Screw it, I'm coming with. 1927 01:31:27,253 --> 01:31:28,170 [giggling] 1928 01:31:28,171 --> 01:31:30,964 [Steve] Turns out, if you're brave enough, 1929 01:31:30,965 --> 01:31:33,259 you can make the real world... 1930 01:31:34,052 --> 01:31:35,720 ...your Overworld. 1931 01:31:36,930 --> 01:31:39,056 Garrett finally leveled up. 1932 01:31:39,057 --> 01:31:41,600 And his store became the hot spot! 1933 01:31:41,601 --> 01:31:43,352 [indistinct chatter] 1934 01:31:43,353 --> 01:31:46,980 Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, 1935 01:31:46,981 --> 01:31:48,857 Block City Battle Buddies. 1936 01:31:48,858 --> 01:31:50,734 [male game voice] Block City Battle Buddies! 1937 01:31:50,735 --> 01:31:53,403 Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, 1938 01:31:53,404 --> 01:31:55,405 working out a few bugs. 1939 01:31:55,406 --> 01:31:57,783 But let me tell ya, life... 1940 01:31:57,784 --> 01:31:59,660 - [rock riff playing] - ...is pretty perfect. 1941 01:31:59,661 --> 01:32:02,287 ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ 1942 01:32:02,288 --> 01:32:04,623 [all cheering] 1943 01:32:04,624 --> 01:32:08,502 ♪ I used to wake up and play Back in my childhood days ♪ 1944 01:32:08,503 --> 01:32:12,005 ♪ Gettin' older's Such a dirty shame ♪ 1945 01:32:12,006 --> 01:32:16,134 ♪ They never gave me a chance To let my imagination dance ♪ 1946 01:32:16,135 --> 01:32:19,055 ♪ 'Til I came up With a different game ♪ 1947 01:32:20,431 --> 01:32:22,850 ♪ Down in the mines All of the time ♪ 1948 01:32:23,226 --> 01:32:24,101 [all] ♪ Crafting ♪ 1949 01:32:24,102 --> 01:32:26,770 [Steve] ♪ Out in the sun Havin' some fun ♪ 1950 01:32:26,771 --> 01:32:27,729 [all] ♪ Laughing ♪ 1951 01:32:27,730 --> 01:32:31,566 ♪ I'm never, ever Lookin' back, 'cause ♪ 1952 01:32:31,567 --> 01:32:34,778 [all] ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1953 01:32:34,779 --> 01:32:35,613 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1954 01:32:36,948 --> 01:32:39,449 [Steve] Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job. 1955 01:32:39,450 --> 01:32:40,409 [Dawn] Have fun! 1956 01:32:40,410 --> 01:32:42,995 [Steve] She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went. 1957 01:32:42,996 --> 01:32:44,371 [Dennis barks] 1958 01:32:44,372 --> 01:32:46,665 [Steve] Natalie decided to share her new skill set 1959 01:32:46,666 --> 01:32:48,292 with the real world. 1960 01:32:48,293 --> 01:32:50,460 Survival Mode Self-Defense. 1961 01:32:50,461 --> 01:32:51,878 And now he's going to-- 1962 01:32:51,879 --> 01:32:53,881 [grunting] 1963 01:32:55,091 --> 01:32:56,258 [groans] 1964 01:32:56,259 --> 01:32:59,053 [Steve] The streets of Chuglass have never been safer. 1965 01:32:59,429 --> 01:33:00,972 You get 'em, Natalie! 1966 01:33:02,056 --> 01:33:03,265 And Henry? 1967 01:33:03,266 --> 01:33:05,642 He finally got that jetpack to work. 1968 01:33:05,643 --> 01:33:08,479 [students chattering, cheering] 1969 01:33:11,024 --> 01:33:14,026 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1970 01:33:14,027 --> 01:33:16,653 ♪ I move mountains With my mind ♪ 1971 01:33:16,654 --> 01:33:18,196 [class bell ringing] 1972 01:33:18,197 --> 01:33:21,658 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1973 01:33:21,659 --> 01:33:25,912 ♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪ 1974 01:33:25,913 --> 01:33:28,708 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1975 01:33:29,417 --> 01:33:32,462 ♪ Like a redstone overdrive ♪ 1976 01:33:33,629 --> 01:33:36,466 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1977 01:33:36,924 --> 01:33:40,470 ♪ With the power Of the wolf inside ♪ 1978 01:33:40,970 --> 01:33:43,473 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1979 01:33:44,599 --> 01:33:45,516 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1980 01:33:46,768 --> 01:33:49,103 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1981 01:34:03,284 --> 01:34:05,578 I know how much you love bread. 1982 01:34:05,870 --> 01:34:07,079 - Mm-hm. - [door opens] 1983 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:09,081 [woman] Marlene, your ex-husband's here. 1984 01:34:09,082 --> 01:34:10,624 He said it was an emergency. 1985 01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:14,795 Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him. 1986 01:34:14,796 --> 01:34:16,296 You gotta be kidding me, Marlene. 1987 01:34:16,297 --> 01:34:17,715 This is the guy? 1988 01:34:18,007 --> 01:34:19,300 Too late, Clemente. 1989 01:34:19,717 --> 01:34:21,009 You had your chance. 1990 01:34:21,010 --> 01:34:22,552 [in rich British accent] She's right, Clemente. 1991 01:34:22,553 --> 01:34:24,138 You totally blew it. 1992 01:34:24,514 --> 01:34:28,517 And now I reap the rewards of your mistake. 1993 01:34:28,518 --> 01:34:32,854 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, 1994 01:34:32,855 --> 01:34:35,607 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1995 01:34:35,608 --> 01:34:37,526 it transcended the barriers 1996 01:34:37,527 --> 01:34:39,611 of conventional speech. 1997 01:34:39,612 --> 01:34:43,448 Now I speak Human, and she speaks Villager. 1998 01:34:43,449 --> 01:34:44,367 [speaking villager] 1999 01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:54,084 [speaking English] Marlene, ever since we met last night, 2000 01:34:54,085 --> 01:34:55,919 I wanted to say, 2001 01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:57,046 "Would you marry me?" 2002 01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:02,427 Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! 2003 01:35:03,261 --> 01:35:05,763 ["Zero to Hero" continues] 2004 01:37:18,187 --> 01:37:19,772 [song ends] 2005 01:40:12,486 --> 01:40:14,196 [knocking on door] 2006 01:40:16,824 --> 01:40:19,242 Hi, sorry to bug. I just-- 2007 01:40:19,243 --> 01:40:21,745 I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve. 2008 01:40:21,746 --> 01:40:24,456 Oh, is this about that chest in the attic? 2009 01:40:24,457 --> 01:40:27,917 Ho-ho, yeah! I'm so glad that's still around. 2010 01:40:27,918 --> 01:40:29,378 Hey, you want to come in? 2011 01:40:29,962 --> 01:40:31,338 I'm Alex, by the way. 2012 01:40:32,214 --> 01:40:34,341 Alex, great to meetch. 2013 01:40:34,341 --> 01:40:39,341 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2014 01:40:34,341 --> 01:40:44,341 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today